Underneath every fast Chevy is a Ford 9".

Why do the crew members wear two watches?

I think the system we have in place now is correct. A DUI shouldn’t be a felony unless someone is hurt. If you get multiple DUIs, you should get more severe punishment including a lifetime ban from owning or operating a vehicle.

DUI is the most common crime in America. It shouldn’t be, and isn’t a felony, in most states, unless a person is injured. If every DUI were a felony we would have a huge number of Americans who wouldn’t be able to vote, own firearms, etc.

I just went all googley eyed when I saw that.

200MPH vomit. Vomit comet.

A skinny pedal that fights back when you mash it. Fuck that shit. Nope. No way. No how. There are enough people on this planet who are terrified of abusing the skinny pedal, this will make that worse.

I’m not sure a more beautiful fighter aircraft has ever been built. I love the F-22.

I’d rather punch Eric Holder’s face.

I’m buying these.

If it fails it fails because it isn’t a truck. It is built like a car or crossover, using a unibody and not a body on frame. Real trucks have real frames, something Honda doesn’t have.

I want, want, want, want, need right now! Shut up and take my money and make a 1993 Cobra while your at it!

I was. Everything they make that isn’t a Viper, Hellcat or HD Ram is junk.

Trucks have frames. That is not a truck, it is a car with a bed thingy.

I live in southern California and travel frequently to Nevada and Arizona. I see a lot of Raptors. I only see them clean at two places, the dealer and at the car wash after they have been hooned to hell and back.

Racecar? Please. Driftcar. Drifters don’t race, they are judged. The winner is not the fastest car or best driver, it’s the car the judges like best. Drifting is the figure skating of auto-sport. Nice triple axle in your Datsun bro, you gonna do one of those twirl-ly things next?

The number one thing that pissed me off is that a Mustang GT is over $30,000. WTF? Mustang is supposed to be inexpensive, fun and for young people. Now it is for rich old assholes who will never drive it how it should be driven. Oh and fuck IRS. Solid axle mustang forever!

So that episode will be “Comedian in a bulletproof car, getting coffee with Obama”.

Punch was served!

Holy shit! Thanks one expensive, boring, ugly car. For that price I’ll take a C7 Z06 and Shelby GT350 and be way happier. Especially when my GT350 appreciates in value and I sell it for a profit in 15 years.