fiveohnoyoudidnt
Scott Nixon
fiveohnoyoudidnt

Too much Euro for me. I do like the DeLorean and the bricklin SV1 suggestions though. I also approve of the Viper, as long as it’s quirky 1st gen roadster Viper. I want you to be as unhappy as possible in a Viper, with only that wonderful V10 for redeption!

Rather disappointed in all the boring suggestions. I was hoping for some old, kooky and quirky shit mixer. Alas, these idiots think the vanilla NSX is cool. What a hopeless world we live in.

That’s an F22 not a bloated F35.

The Raptor has to be one of the most attractive fighters of the jet age. What a fantastic looking aircraft. I’ll never forget watching early versions flying over Edwards AFB when I was in my high school’s AFJROTC program.

This is something UK CarFax should add to their report:

If it isn’t a first gen 4Runner is doesn’t matter.

NOT DRIFTING! HE IS POWER SLIDING! YOU CAN NOT DRIFT A FERRARI, IT WILL NOT ALLOW YOU TO BE A DOUCHE.

Predator face is definitely ugly.

String this man up by his testicles. That is a beautiful car.

Shouldn’t Hillary be something from Bankruptcy era GM? They both love to waste other people’s money, promise a lot and give little in return, run away from responsibility for their crimes, and they both live off the perception that they are for the people, by the people.

Missing solid front axle and street cred.

Fuck that, I’ll stick with my 22RE equipped 1986 4Runner. When that 22RE finally quits, it will get 5.0L of Ford.

I’ll just leave this here......

I fucking hate the Eagles man!

The Dude is most definitely my co-pilot. I can’t wait to tell him how calm I am and get ejected from Malibu beach parties together.

Lame!

Forgot about that one! it is multi-faceted satire! I love it!

I hope this satire was meant to be pro 2A, because that’s how I interpreted it.

I would totally accept a kickstart for this!

“I want you to go out there and hit the pace car!”