bikers are the worst.

So how long before Jay Leno buys it?

Save the knuckleheads!

And the message is that we are too stupid to sell them at auction to recoup the money that taxpayers spent on apprehending the criminals and impounding their machines. We will just throw that money down the drain to make a statement of questionable value.

Counterpoint: Don’t drift, no matter the season.

This April Fool’s joke brought to you by Plymouth.

I like the antennas.

Whatever that 4th car is, I will take it

“Former” champion. I love Serra, but as any MMA fan can attest, his title was a flash-in-the-pan once in a lifetime moment that he probably couldn’t replicate in 100 more tries haha

Wait — you mean 50 year old Soviet diesels are somewhat less than 100% reliable?!?

If our government could come up with an acronym like the USA PATRIOT Act, they could have come up with something a little better. I'm holding out for the KEEP HOONING Act.

In a few years, all the cars will be “green screen” green. Sponsorship will be digitally projected on the cars generated by the market in which the race is broadcast. Ads will be targeted by the same algorithm that generates ads on your Facebook feed. NASCAR will probably lead the way.

And we all know how good reasonably priced receptacles work out.

The backstory to this custom Camaro can be found on Jezebel with the title: “Evil boyfriend causes sweet young lady to get calluses on her hands from hammer”

I am erect.

Panzer? I hardly know her!