These are great! I love that they don’t just look like anime, they look like old anime.

Have you ever seen an anime?

Well, pretty much anyone who 1) Insists on a manual and 2) is OK with 2wd is probably looking at a Fit anyway. 

If I’m paying for high speed download speeds and they’re half what I was advertised someone’s getting a first world phone call from my ass.

Yeah! Like a Saturn Ion.

“If your ISP is at fault, give them an earful and figure out what, if anything, they can do to give you the network performance you deserve.”

No kidding, and not just CL.

Oh God the guys who email me links to a price guide and insist I'm $40 over. No motherfucker, I know the market I'm in and you better show up with cash.

Did you greet him with "Have a seat over there" ?

It was a Möbius conversation, but he cut it off before the whole thing gotback to the start again.

Wait, I’m confused - is the texter claiming that the guy selling the Mini is “a America first who believes republicans have all the answers” OR, is it the texter himself who is, and is accusing the Mini guy of being unpatriotic for having a British car (a British car that he is also interested in buying for $12,500)?…

Selling cars is nothing.

Always use the Craigslist email exchange only. Would never put my number out there.

I dunno... might just be fun to agree to the $12,500 price and show up with a bus load of female Chinese martial artists and ask the dude if he still wants that massage.

Mssed opportunity to return crazy with crazy. NO LOWBALLERS I KNOW WHAT I HAVE. DONT WASTE MY TIME.

He uses “Trump” and “Republicans” as an insult, then goes on to spout Trump/Republican rhetoric like “America First” and other racist/nationalist things...

What an absolute retard. He’s asking 14 and offers 12. Then acts as if $14,000 is $100,000.

Hey Tom, that guy had more than just issues, maybe a stroke with that horrid English he was texting in. But I do like to browse Craigslist for that one weird chance a unicorn of a vehicle pops up. And when I tried to sell my Z on Craigslist, idiots would call at 4 in the friggin morning. Sometimes at 2 am. 

I’d imagine you’d probably try to sell a classic Mini via forum rather than Craigslist, yeah?

2/10. Would not troll again.