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This requires far more stars.

Welcome back! What kind of automotive culture pieces are you planning?

It's not that they didn't make money; the shareholders felt they didn't make *enough* money. So they axed the model. Because what shareholders want is more important than what a couple million customers want. Yay, capitalism!

“Buy American" just means built in 'Murica. I live near DC, and there are Sonata Hybrids with GSA tags absolutely everywhere.

I adore my 2014 Fusion Platinum Ecoboost. It is the perfect daily driver. Comfortable, decent power, decent economy, plenty of room (especially the trunk), and the best factory sound system I've heard.

What... What IS that?!

Computer Engineer here who works in InfoSec. This is 100% correct. Zero "smart" shit in my house.

This. So much this. I would “drop a dime” if he were my neighbor, too. That whole property is an eyesore.

That interior is almost perfect. Seriously, look at how everything is integrated and flows. Take lessons, auto makers. Stop pasting a screen on the top of the dash like an iPad taped to a park bench.

Seriously. I’ve got a fucked up spine from some injuries. I can’t drive a manual anymore. I’m sick of Jalopnik writers acting like I’m not a real gearhead or something.

Yes, but do you really want to be under 6g of acceleration for more than a few minutes, let alone long enough to accelerate to a decent fraction of light speed? This is why Mass Effect, Star Wars, and Star Trek use artificial gravity to counteract the acceleration.

...And the I-6 still makes a pathetic amount of power and torque for a halo car in 2020.

I... don't hate the complete kit. Actually, I kind of like it.

The tears of cruise industry executives are delicious. 

This is cool as shit and a perfect example of ingenuity in the face of crisis.

How about:

ZOMG that game was amazeballs. I have an old slim PS2, and when I have to go on a long business trip, I take it and Tokyo Xtreme Racer with me!

This article failed to mention the glory that is Need for Speed: Underground 2.

I just did maintenance on my lawn mower. My LAWN MOWER. How bored do you have to be to pull out your grease gun and put the same full-synthetic grease you use on your project car on your John Deere riding lawn mower?! Then, of course, I had to take it “for a spin” and ended up getting the trailer and chainsaw out of

That is a neat car! Now you just need to fix the broken suspension. :-P