This. People who buy Audi's, Mercedes, etc. are after a badge. That badge is not the Mazda owl.

Mazda’s dealers suck, too. I was shopping for a Mazda 3 years ago, and none of the dealers in my area even had one with the larger engine I wanted available for a test drive. And this wasn’t at the end of a model year, either. I ended up buying a loaded Ecoboost Fusion for less than that Mazda 3 would have been.

“There’s no anal like Teutonic anal.”

Serious question: how did they correctly set the year because Y2K bug? Does the camcorder think it's 1919?

The interior looks like that of a late model Ford Fusion. I’m not sure if that’s a compliment to the Ford or an insult to the Cadillac.

Is it wrong that I want to daily drive one of these?

OMG thank you. Cars are meant to be driven. Every little Rock chip and small dent tells a story: a story of a car fulfilling its purpose in life and a driver enjoying it.

You could push this thing across the finish line. Or tow it.

Fuck, no!

Yeah, that install looks a bit janky.

Those old-school Mopars with the Shaker hoods and the “SHAKER” decals on the intakes that actually looked like they were shaking.

I went to the North Rim and was very underwhelmed. Is the southern part really worth it?

Gosh dang it, now the wife an I are pricing out flying to Chicago, renting a sports car, driving it to LA on '66, and flying home.

Came here to post the Soul. Ugly as sin, less torque than a geriatric gerbil, and less room in the trunk than a Mustang. Why the fuck would anyone WANT one of those things?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MONICAAAAAAAAAAAA!

This is the correct take. I could not say it better myself.

I think the coolest part of that contraption is that it seemed to grab that car and cause absolutely zero damage to it!

Starred just for the O Brother Where Art Thou reference.

Pivotal sounds like a startup from the old “eCommerce” bubble days. Or maybe “Fake Block” from Arrested Development.

“Weapons-grade stupid” is my new favorite phrase.