“In other news, Matt Ibshit says EVERYONE can afford that beautiful $1.3M home using NINJA loans!”

Yes, this.  I even found out a way to make crab cakes without using mayo.

I really hate to admit it, but I can only use the full 450 hp of a modern Coyote-equipped Mustang maybe 1% of the time (other than at a track day).

Could you maybe start telling who these jackwagon dealers are so the general public knows to avoid them?

I looked it up on their Wikipedia page, and their explanation just made my head hurt.

Granny shifting and not double-clutching like you should... You’re lucky that hundred shot of NOS didn’t blow the welds on the intake!

$150k won’t even buy you a condo here.

That is a nice-looking wagon. It would be a beautiful wagon if it didn’t have those stupid strips of black plastic over the fenders. Why do all vehicles come with that today?

The 2019 Jaguar I-Pace Doesn’t Punish You For Wanting An Electric Vehicle

Gah, I was so excited until I got to the end of the article where you broke the news that it wouldn’t be available in the US.

Wait, the Wrangler is unsafe, so you recommended... the Kia Soul?!

Hi Mack-tern. Welcome to Jalopnik!

Everyone has that uncle! Mine had some 20' boat thing (I don’t know shit about boats, other than that they’re a hole in the water you throw money into).

...Or come to Maryland. They’re all over the place here!

Shoney’s had the BEST breakfast buffet!

Why, exactly, do companies pay for ads? I have, literally, never once in my life clicked on an ad on purpose. Not even once. I’ve certainly never seen a banner ad on a website and decided to purchase a product.

I even have a container of Old Bay on my desk at work. It is also amazing on leftover tacos.

I’m a Marylander, so I even have Old Bay on my desk at work. It is definitely good on seafood (especially crab, shrimp, and fish) and on french fries.

As someone who used to work in the engineering department of a big carrier/ISP, I’d like to say this:

Your post needs all the stars.