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Anyone who hates dogs that much is just a horrible person. Sorry, but it’s true.

*goes back and watches remainder of video*

I one time refused to go on a second date with a girl because I found out at the end of the first date that she drove a Honda CR-V, and I couldn’t bring myself to date a girl who drove the automotive equivalent of sweat pants.

I always thought that was the only reason to own jacked-up Jeeps and Pickups.

...So why didn’t you get the V8?

No, it’s a Hummer H-3!

“Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.”

Until recently, I assumed that Turkmenistan was a made-up country because of all the batshit crazy news I hear from there. But then I realized that none of the articles were on The Onion!

Next time I blow through a stop sign, I’m using the excuse that I just got in from the UK, where they’re optional! :-D

I really miss the smaller A-pillars in older vehicles.

I really enjoyed Pokemon Go, but one of the early updates basically cut my entire town out of the game. I went from finding cool Pokemon everywhere (and meeting Pokemon Go players all over the place) to only finding Rattatas and Pidgeys no matter where I went in my town.

I think the ability to upload songs you own once and stream it to all of your devices is a start!

I’ve got an origial Pixel whose battery is starting to get a bit old. Does anyone know of a company who will replace the battery? (iCracked and Geek Squad will only do iPhones and Galaxies.) I already looked up the instructions, and it’s far more difficult to do it yourself than I would be willing to chance with my…

It only allows you to play “local files” if you upload them from the desktop app. That’s not playing local files from my phone, something that Google Play Music does allow.

I went to Google Play Music because Spotify had too many bugs on my phone. (Like forcing me to re-download over a thousand songs every couple weeks.) So far, I really like it! Google Play will add in any MP3s already on your phone (music you own)—it doesn’t force you to download a second copy like Spotify does. It…

I ditched Spotify because of their numerous bugs (like deleting ALL of my downloaded music every week or two). I went to Google Play instead, and I’m pretty happy with it. The only thing I miss from Spotify was its uncanny ability to find new artists I’d like.

Agreed. I was hoping it was sporting a GT500 swap, or at least a Coyote swap.

Have a star. I mean it.

No, they are not.