Shhh, before you know it they’ll bring out boats called Cyberducks! I’m blaming you when this happens.

Stainless steel baby!

I dunno is ‘most of the population’ is necessary a fair assessment. I imagine a lot more people could make it work than we think, even without COVID as a motivating factor.

Manslaughter, aka 3rd degree murder.

I’m sorry you think it’s “wone” to write that the planet cannot absorb billions more tons of CO2.

Meanwhile, that owner in the Scottland drove through a puddle, got water in the battery, disabled the car, and Tesla told them to fuck off. https://www.businessinsider.com/tesla-owners-bill-battery-damaged-ev-scotland-weather-2023-10#:~:text=Johnny%20Bacigalupo%20and%20Rob%20Hussey,damaged%20by%20rain%20last%20week.

Well, that may or may not be true. The trial has not begun yet. The DUI is still up for debate based on his actions on the scene (DUI is not limited to alcohol intoxication) and perhaps the charges could be amended if further evidence were to come to light.

or we can stop screwing around and really embrace work from home. Since june of 2020, I’ve put all of 8000 miles on my car, because I work from home 4 days a week. I mean, it’s huge the amount of gas I don’t use anymore - so little that frankly, gas prices don’t mean anything to me when i only hit half a tank after 30…

Lawyer Ken “Popehat” White

Oh, and tell me Seinfeld’s Del Boca Vista storylines weren’t prescient

This is why news outlets use the word “alleged” when reporting on even the most obviously guilty parties.

Photo of car and mugshot: aka “AI could’ve generated this and you would never know.”

There was a photo associated with the article but the link didn’t pick it up. Definitely a silver XK-E and honestly, it looks pretty nice. Too bad the car can’t choose its owner.

it is only bad if your not old and not trying to fuck yourself to death

His picture screams Corvette but another article mentions it was a convertible Jaguar XK-E.

Lets not forget shitting on dead animals.

None of the reporting on this has year/make/model. :( How am I to judge?

You must have a template for these kind of articles by now, simply to save time:

nope, truck. i miss a manual truck after getting rid of my 92 ranger years ago. i like the maverick hybrid but something that could get mid 30mpgs and tow 6500lbs would be nice. and something that could hit 60 quicker than 9 seconds. i live in tx where county roads t into 85mph highways and i need to get up to speed a…