He really wanged that ball. I mean he just cocked back and drilled it. That thing was hammered. Even a one-eyed monster could tell that junk was headed all the way to Johnsonville. The Mets are really giving the Cubs the shaft.

Yeah, my husband has a bedroom towel, too. It’s frequently crusty and not so absorbent. But maybe you mean something different.

A “bedroom towel” ? Unless you’re at a hotel you should have a decent sized bath towel that you dry off with as you get out of the shower, and that’s it.

I was with you until your weird three-shells towel sesh. Separate towels is overkill.

It’s almost like he’s just a person and not imbued with the spirit of a random god.

Mystic River says SHUT UP

I wouldn’t call them overalls as much as I’d call them around-somes.

Croce sounds like a real Kane enabeler.

his twitter game is flalas.

a diarrhea catapult aimed straight at the stars & bars am i right

Road trip to South Carolina to fucking shimmy up that flag pole to shit on that fucking flag and then fucking burn it and then fucking throw it in that dumb fucking Governor’s face.

Well, when I was arrested for arson, I told the judge I identify as a dragon, and burning shit up is what I do. He was cool with that.

Igloo Australia is on notice.

I don’t even bother chilling my wort anymore. I just seal up my boil kettle and let it sit overnight and pitch the next day. I probably won’t win any awards but I can’t tell the difference. Also I’m lazy so this help a lot. Between no chill and All Grain Brew in a bag my brew day got a lot shorter which seems…

same here. first batch literally took hours to cool, sitting in an ice bath. copper wort chiller dropped that to about 30 min. of course, now i use a plate chiller (therminator), which is instantaneous. the 200 degree wort runs through the chiller and comes out at 70 degrees. science!

My brother and I brew just about every weekend. We do 5 gallon batches and give most of it away. It’s a bonding, brotherly, 7-hour escapade where we drink heavily and wind up with decent beer at the end of the day. After start up costs, you’re looking at about $10/gallon in ingredients. It’s fun, and we even had a…

♫ (Cham-on-ix) Cham-on-ix

I said Ch-ch-Cham-on-ix

As days turn to night and night turns to day

Whatever time it is I wanna hear you say

(Cham-on-ix) Cham-on-ix

I said Cham-on-on-on Cham-on-ix ♫

How in the fuckity fuck is it 2015 and some ingenious asshole hasn’t created a fake vagina specifically for this with sensors and doodads that ring a loud noise and say things out loud like “That isn’t the vagina, wrong hole moron.”

Just to clarify, while Dean Potter did amazing solos, he didn’t die climbing. He died doing a wingsuit jump which involves even more uncontrolled factors than a solo climb. There have been several deaths recently of the pioneers in this relatively new sport of wingsuit jumping, I suspect it is more dangerous than…