“DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?”

Is it too late to update the Deadspin style guide with a demand that "Coke-fart" be used in as many headlines as possible?

Exactly. When I see guys wearing VELCRO belts, my "you're an idiot and you don't know what you're doing" alarm goes off.

Epiphany is great. Foundation aimed for an IPA that showcases hop flavor and aroma with minimal bitterness. It's easily my new favorite IPA.