The best stories to me are the people who just kind of fell into the industry and loved it. Ken Levine, Al Lowe, that type.

More or less pretty accurate, and may I add an extremely well-written piece. Nice job.

Sure wish I had the capital to call it “funny” when I find out there’s no money to be made in my business venture.

Wait, what did Trump do “to dangerous effect” as you wrote? Hypothetical futures aren’t dangerous. If hiring known racists was dangerous, call out Congress for all the respect and praise Strom Thurmond got for decades.

I think you fucking suck too but holy crap I do NOT have the dedication to open my email program and send it to you directly. So you fucking suck but not enough to get me to put in more effort than this.

The core Battleborn experience killed my interest. When the lowest enemies stay bullet sponges no matter what you do, leveling feels meaningless (because it is), the art style felt generically kooky until you get into the levels where it immediately looks bland, there are only 8 missions, unlocks are dull and just a…

Funny, I was just asking myself the same thing about Hulk Hogan. Care to explain that one?

Wait, 2 step verification is that annoying as hell “hey you haven’t signed in for 8 minutes so go check your texts” crap? And people LIKE this and wanted it?

Ok let’s hit the high notes here.

What low income house has ever been seized because the owner’s kid was selling pot?

Liked the first, loved the second. Bit disappointed this just looks like a remake of 1. Not disappointing? I totally missed that a 3 ever existed and apparently that’s a good thing.

Good thing Jezebel has the moral high ground here. You would never expose private pictures or videos of famous people.

Fuck. Yeah. You are a hero for saying that.

You wrote this without knowing what high maintenance means? Nice.

How the fuck are women doing things only women do internalized misogyny?

Hoo boy. I bet you’ve never been sexually assaulted, have you?

In the meantime they could do what they have been doing. Kind of a dumb way to end this piece. It’s not like Texas just sent us back 1,000 years. We went back a few months.

So what sexism exists here? What can men do that women can’t? How are women treated as less?

Is this supposed to be funny or something? Because Jezebel has lost its collective shit over far less. Repeatedly. So the shot at humor falls flat because it’s bluntly true.

Oh please. The deal wasn’t fire people or get fired. The suits would have loved for Levine and Irrational to make another Bioshock. Levine saw what we all did; the team was too big and the legacy of the series constrained the storytelling.