That's a long way of saying "I don't understand how difficult development is."

You are really really bad at writing. Go read the first few paragraphs again then explain how the fuck you got through middle school English.

Game delays are usually good. One of the exceptions is when a big name gets delayed this close to release (for AAA anything under about 3 months out). That means some fundamentals are straight up broken or performance is so bad it’s unplayable. Neither tends to get ironed out in 2 months.

Charlize Theron is an African American. Simone Manuel is an American.

So race is a bad thing unless it's a good thing? Why not celebrate her as a great swimmer instead of a great black swimmer?

Alright, so which is it? Am I supposed to not see color or lose my shit when it isn’t pointed out?

Everything you post is awful. Please don't come back after this guest spot.

Never been quick to bed a woman, so by the time I have I’ve never really felt the need to say anything at all. Outside of a “wow” or something for an unexpected or unexpectedly passionate romp.

The Kotaku stance is unfinished games are fine because developers say it’s necessary but preordering games is bad because reasons?

Season passes have the opposite effect than intended for me. Instead of ooh save money, I wait until all the content is out. At which point the pass is usually half price or less. And more commonly by the time it’s all out I’ve moved on to other games and still never get it. When it was sold piece by piece it…

You take your logical and rational views right the fuck out of here buddy. We don't tolerate anything less than fringe in these parts.

My definition of peaceful doesn’t include the example “shooting at a car” no matter how justified it may be. Otherwise you could argue peaceful involvement in war. So let’s wipe that bias off a bit, shall we?

Don't be a jerk when naming things. Uh huh. This from the same source that named a planet Harambe. Which isn't funny or cute or anything other than "hi, I visited the worst of the internet in 2016!"

15 vs 30 year isn’t as simple as amount burned on interest. If you can go with lower payments and increase your wealth elsewhere with the difference, it’s worth it.

Thanks for ruining a very sweet story by shoving your political opinion in there at the end.

So you wander and mine and a couple of other things that sound like mining? Hmm. I was always hoping there would be a bit more to it than that.

I love how often it’s said that expecting better is an outdated concept. If 20 years ago I could go buy a rich, complex game that never got a patch and worked just fine then it seems to me the 20 years of tech and advancements should make that even easier. Same with FF7 being split into multiple games now. Why the…

So this game is releasing Tuesday and it sounds like it isn’t even close to finished.

The sooner game development gets out of the few cities it is in, the better. Lack of perspective and creativity sure as hell happens when 90% of devs live in/around San Francisco, Austin, and NYC.

Can I destroy planets? Because this fucking meme needs to be death starred into oblivion.