Well, that’s a pretentious, foppish answer from an idiotic dandy. Somewhere in this thread you offered the generous offer that we could “fuck off”. I think I’ll do just that.

That still doesn’t answer the question of “why this is on Deadspin”. I’m left-leaning and political, but I can’t even really get behind this, because I come here for soccer gifs and stupid football stories. It feels like an exercise in resume-beefing for somebody.

They’re just not as clean as they were billed...

it’s refreshing to see athletes stop with the platitudes

whether Tom Brady ordered a small amount of air be removed from footballs

How can you protest effectively, if you can’t even finish colouring!

He’s matured

Jesus doesn't kelly clarkson have exhaustion every few months. We get it, you're an alcoholic. Whatever. Just go to rehab and shut up about exhaustion already

Normal CarMax appraisers probably would’ve been intimidated

“Now LISTEN officer, my wife is still breathing and bleeding, so it’s not murder, it’s attempted murder. AND YOU WELL KNOW IT.”

Does this mean we can expect more fucking idiotic click-bait like that douche article about how us dumb plebs shouldn’t give a shit about cheating in the Patriots’ organization.

Sorry, man, but that was a regular, normcore comment from an average human being. Which isn’t “kinja” at all. It’s just a thing reasonable people do, like shrug when inane Gawker writers describe things as “Kinja” like its derogatory. But nobody expects you to understand that because you are STEEPED IN KINJA. A KINJA…

Tom Brady’s legacy?

“She said she went into tunnel vision when he started going off script and that she tried to put distance between her and Kim,” the source said. “Her publicist had them kill planned shots to her once he went off course.”

Hey, you know at 2:15 you’re actually showing someone trying to cut somebody’s throat right?

I’m not sure I have an argument here-

I was coming here to comment “all you really need are basic communication skills and the ability to vocalize your feelings”.

Yeah with sweet talk like that, you must be beating the sex away with a stick.

“Actual” thinkers? Good. Let’s exercise that groupthink muscle a bit more. There’s a little rationality left in your brain, just squeeeeeeze it on out of there.