According to the picture above, the solution is to not be a white person, but instead be one of those super-fit black or brown people!

Sorry, but your daughter is lactose intolerant, so for that reason the mother can’t have dairy? You realize that the cow milk is digested and then human milk produced, right? It’s not .... the same milk.

Life wasn’t better. Life was just simpler because you literally had nothing to do. Life is better as an adult because you accomplish, you strive and you create for yourself. When you are a kid, all you want is freedom. Now you have it.

Sure of course! And if nobody believed these stories the penthouse forums wouldn't exist.

No, that series of events is a fantasy. Nothing ever lines up that perfectly in real life. It’s like reading stories about “how I got back at my ex” on reddit. They’re all fabrications exactly like this one.

Whoever made that GIF is awful at GIFS.

At what point in the world will computer technology advance to the point that characters making out don’t look like the two puppets humping from “Team America”?

Sorry guys, but things like this:

I sincerely hope that level 6 wanted is a military vs alien slugfest.

Monday:
“Dear ESPN, enclosed is my letter of resignation.”

Football players don’t rape! They’re part of a team! Nobody who plays team sports can do bad things. TEAM.

Not to be offensive about it, but science works when SCIENTISTS criticize each others’ work. When you or I criticize a study, we’re probably just guessing.

Transparency doesn’t mean anything if you don’t know what you’re looking at. For example, where in the post above do you find “weak” studies “from the industry itself”?

Government agencies are the most reliable of the bunch. Start there. They are usually pretty good. After that, pick the most-cited journals in any field (Google Scholar) can help you out there. True to science, the most-cited paper will be the most accurate. The more researchers base their work on something, the more…

Let’s be frank. If your family cares about 80$ a week spent on formula, no stranger is targeting your kid.

Actually it’s a bona fide Mercedes sign. Peace sign has three legs on the bottom, and that’s the proper orientation for Mercedes logo.

Just as an aside, a surfactant is simply anything that lowers surface tension. A soap is a surfactant, but this isn't why it cleans. Lipids like oils and fats are hydrophobic, so they don't dissolve in water. Soap attaches to those molecules, and provides a surface for water to bond with, making it dissolvable in…

Hey man, heteronormative is heteronormative. It's like saying "fuck your basketball team", but if that basketball team were your basic being.

I sincerely thought this was going to be a guide to interesting ways to use the herb Mint in food and drink, and I have to admit, I'm pretty disappointed.

The game has a “Beasthood” stat, though it’s difficult to grok