Oh yeah that’s the good stuff.

Shit. Let me try again then:

I think that’s a very reasonable take.

#HotTake: This was intentionally done by a team employee who 1) thought it would be funny or 2) was making a statement about the team trading for him. Because the chance that this was a random occurrence- that song for that player- is zero.

Smack my bitch up is not a bad song. It is a good song.

Yep. That’s really the key to top-level sprinting. If he ‘pressed’ to catch up, he’d create tension in his muscles and slow down. He’s obviously on another planet, and can trust that no one alive can achieve and maintain a top speed comparable to him.

The lack of urgency with which he passed Gatlin was the most insane thing about the race for me. You can tell from his stride that he never doubted, even for a moment, that he was going to win. And why should he?

A triple-triple sounds like Prince Fielder’s order when they send for burgers

And this is why Michael Jackson couldn’t win a race: unlike Bolt, he preferred to come in a little behind.

Shit, my last job we got raided by the FTC my first week. I got a fucking taser gun pointed at me because I was sending faxes to clients. “step away from the fax machine sir”

1st real post of Senior Week - you guys are definitely fine. New GMs never fire coaches or force established talent into retirement.

No no, you are thinking Paleo.....they have a high co-morbidity rate

A group of my friends were inconsolably butt-hurt when I refused to buy in to a cruise vacation with them TWO FUCKING YEARS in advance. I told them I wanted to wait because, you know, a lot of shit can happen in two years. They ended up on a boat with a listeria outbreak.

He looks like he should “put down the fucking maple bars.”

It is confirmation of Hannah’s statement. Not sure why folks think it is the opposite.

I recently met a vegan Crosfitter who answered the age-old question.

(This is a good time to point out that the more time I spent with the Phillie Phanatic, the more I liked him. Tom Burgoyne, who has embodied the Phillie Phanatic since 1988, is a truly wonderful and upstanding person.)

Feeling inspired, I tried to draw Shitbarf guy:

The smile on the face of the salad tosee really makes it work Samer.

Jim Cooke is perpetually swamped with work, and to prepare for the possibility that he couldn’t finish the plaques, I drew some. Jim’s are obviously much better.