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Agreed, except The Incredibles instead of Unbreakable.

Best Terminator 2

This year's nominees: Jessica Chastain, Jessica Chastain, Jessica Chastain, Jessica Chastain, and Bryce Dallas Howard.

I used to think that way until I played Brutal DOOM, which very much feels like the DOOM the developers themselves would have made if 90's computers could've handled it. It is, in effect, DOOM but with more DOOM.

If I had a dollar for every time he used the phrase "at phenomenal speed" in Ice Station, I'd have, like, eight bucks.

It's getting on in years now, but Mashed is one of the best party games I've ever played, and I'd go as far as to say it beats Micro Machines at its own game. The best thing is even after you're eliminated, you still get to launch air strikes at the remaining players. It's like a hilarious rivalry-generating machine.

Why are everyone's favorite quotes from the first ten seasons? Don't the creators say the show is as good now as it ever was?

He needs to do a lean, badass vigilante revenge movie a la Taken or John Wick. Somehow I think he'd be believable as an angry, violent thug.

Cusack for sure. He almost always plays American characters, and almost always in a modern setting, so he feels more out of place in a period movie. Brody somehow gets away with it, plus he kinda looks like a Roman from the Asterix comics.

I'd put them in that order too. 3 is a legit good action movie. The rest are largely entertaining (except 2, as you say), but you kinda have to qualify them with "I know they're bad and cheesy, but they're so over-the-top, so if you turn your brain off…" type disclaimers.

So what's this game about? Some kinda bat man?

They also need to rise above being uniformly spunky, sarcastic, motormouthed, "adorably" self-conscious, and capable of doing absolutely anything with a computer. It's okay to have a more sombre or dominant personality and it's okay if it takes you longer than five seconds to hack into the Pentagon.

Star Wars: Rise of Thanos

Ever try Prototype or Saints Row 4? They're from the same mold and lean even more heavily on the old ultraviolence.

What was great about that was you could make progress without triggering any specific "missions" or paying attention to what you were supposed to be doing. If you just rampaged through the city and killed everybody, eventually you'd kill the bosses and win even if you didn't mean to.

My thoughts precisely. I typically enjoy just aimlessly cruising around in open world games, and JC2's is still one of the biggest and prettiest open worlds around, but the cars handle like submarines. Fix that and it's a party.

The characters' reactions to things were just off. Like, the dad and the sister spend half the movie desperately searching for the main dude after he gets kidnapped, and when they finally find him they're just like "oh, hey buddy". The main dude is never angry about being forcibly turned into a vampire, he's not even

I've always kind of wanted to see a movie where Elizabeth Banks has sisters played by Rachel McAdams, Parker Posey, Julie Bowen and Kristen Bell. And they drive around Miami in a talking beach buggy solving crimes. I call it Bikini Cops.

I'm surprised to hear you like Clara. To me, she's yet another one of Moffat's standard spunky female characters, essentially just another River. Fast-talking, self-absorbed, hyper-confident, smug, smirky, terminally flirtatious, preposterously capable without having earned it, and always has to respond with a

I had much the same reaction, though I think I was a touch more forgiving due to how much it picked up once the Doctor shook off the motormouthed post-regen silliness.