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You're not kidding. The snack aisle at my local grocery store is like The Birds but with minions.

These are all silly.

There's also good odds on Will Ferrell, Jim Carrey, Kevin Hart, Jack Black and Russell Brand. With Oscar Isaac as Jaffar.

This has probably been addressed, but why haven't the Lannisters made any attempt to destroy the sparrows yet? I'd have thought it'd be #1 on Cersei's to-do list after her humiliation. Do they not have any troops available?

I'm going with Ramsay takes her out with a sneaky backstab in ep 9 during the battle of Winterfell. Just to give Sansa the extra revenge juice she needs to cut his throat.

I agree. Both scenarios are equally likely, but I'll go with brutal Ramsay death at the hands of Sansa in ep 9. He'll do one final dastardly deed before he goes though, like murder Rickon or Brienne.

Oh Jesus, I'm almost as sick of "good talk" as I am of "good times". We need some new moderately-funny quips for lazy comedies to run into the ground. Any ideas?

I don't think I've ever done that even with the best comedies, so maybe it is in fact a masterpiece.

Fair enough, I can see where you're coming from with some of the things I like, but what about that one thing I really like? Surely you don't hate that?

Most of Cap 1 looks good (if slightly greenscreeny), but yeah, cinematography clearly isn't a priority in these things. And The Avengers, possibly the crappiest-looking and yet most profitable and beloved of the bunch, is proof that sadly, no one cares.

Yeah, it's HIMYM for me too. So much of it seems to rely on the audience buying into the sense of friendship between these characters and all their wacky rituals and catchphrases, but all that stuff felt so forced and artificial to me. Also, the laugh track, despite the show not being filmed in front of a live…

Or Tatiana Maslany. Bang, best show ever.

Sure, but there's no reason for the armor to cup them like a bra. If anything, that's dangerous - get hit in the tits with a hammer and the armor itself would probably break your ribs because all the force of the impact would get transferred to the tiny surface area where the cups meet the rest of the armor. The…

My dear boy, why do you say that? Why do you say "If only"? That line, just say it as I say it. Say the line exactly as I'm about to, just as I'm about to do it: Would that it were so simple.

Also, the word The isn't in the movie's title.

You shouldn't, but that's not what this is. It's a dude saying that the stoner stereotype in movies is dated and played out, but there is some newer stuff that's starting to portray weed users a bit more accurately.

Ray Stevenson
Brandon Routh
*Halle Berry
Ben Foster
Rebecca Romijn
*Aaron Taylor-Johnson

Yep. If (when) they get around to remaking that, whoever plays the new Doc is doomed to be second best. Lloyd was perfect.

Freeman's a great Watson, but my favourite is Andre Morell from Hammer's version of Hound of the Baskervilles. He's lively, charming, and easily carries the large chunks of the film from which Holmes is absent. He's also, to my recollection, one of the earliest competent Watsons, which made a nice change after the…