I doubt J.K. can be topped, but I've often thought that Larry David, Ice Cube and Daniel Day Lewis would make for good replacement Jamesons.

Maslany Cullen was great in Home Alone.

I wonder how much impact those podcasts really have. I know there are some people who will spend money on movies they would otherwise have ignored just because the movie gets a Flop House or HDTGM dedicated to it. I've done that myself on occasion. But I suspect it doesn't happen enough to factor into executives'…

That probably means that there's not enough compelling story to fill those two hours and seven minutes. Even 90 minutes can feel overlong if the plot is too thin.

There's an actual racially-motivated genocide happening in Darfur. About 400,000 dead so far and at least 3 million orphaned, displaced or thrown into camps.

Not really. Trailers for big, recognisable franchise movies have become desirable products unto themselves (and the phenomenon isn't new - people bought jillions of tickets to other movies just to get a look at the Phantom Menace teaser). Certainly trailers in the last couple of decades are far more…

Weird, back when I first heard about this I came up with almost that exact lineup (I had Lizzy Caplan instead of Ritter).

Being a nice guy is still fine, what you want to avoid is being a Nice Guy. They're the ones who, to paraphrase an internet quote, think of women as vending machines and if you insert enough kindness coins into them, sex will fall out.

Same thing for me with the Amazing Stories episode where Sam Waterston sees a spooky phantom approaching him every time he looks in a reflective surface. I avoided mirrors for nearly two years.

Sean Penn tied a woman to a chair and beat and tortured her for nine hours.

When it came time to give that speech, spirits would have been pretty low. The aliens had killed thousands of us, blown up our symbolic landmarks, and proven that they were near-invincible - our most destructive, last-resort weapon didn't even scratch their paint job. Sure, it was a given that we'd continue a futile…

I think Billy Crystal should have a TV show where he reprises his character from Small Apartments, and every week sees him solvin' arsons and crackin' wise with the help of, like, a robot dog or something.

That's Surviving Christmas, which is so forgettable that even Facetaco forgot about it, and Facetaco's one job was to add extremely forgettable modern Christmas films to Alvin's list. And for maximum forgettability, who could forget Deck the Halls?

That's what President Pullman is saying. He's saying that instead of going quietly into the night, we'll go down fighting. And maybe even win, thereby not going down at all.

If Everyone Is A Little Weird Maybe There Is No Such Thing As Weird.

If there was a contest to see who doesn't give a fuck the most, he wouldn't win 'cos he don't give a fuck about winning, yo.

I've only just started Mr. Show for the first time.

Messing with the orcs' power structure in Shadow of Mordor is fun for a while, but it never seems like it makes any significant difference to anything. It'd be nice if, after a certain amount of orc murders, the game would somehow evoke the feeling that your massacre was having a real destabilizing effect on the army.…

I've never tried roast wild boar, but Asterix comics always gave me serious cravings.

If people are that desperate to know what happens next on Game of Thrones, couldn't they just read the books? Or Google the plots of the books?