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I'd say I can get a pretty good read on a movie going purely by the trailer in the vast majority of cases. And when there is a discrepancy, it's almost always that the movie doesn't live up to how good the trailer was. It's very rare that the movie delivers anything better than what the trailer promised, especially in

You see, there exist people who are interested in certain subject matter, and will consume media featuring that subject matter, often regardless of the quality of said media. For some people, that subject matter is superhumans. For others, it might be high-performance cars, or attractive people romancing each other,

I like it when the abilities of super-characters are actually measured and expressed in clear terms like that. 100 tons is pretty strong, but in All-Star Superman, where Supes gets blasted with triple sun power, he's shown testing himself in a super-gym and the scientist guy tells him he's lifting the equivalent of

I disagree that this looks like a proper blockbuster. It's a crossover event of unprecedented magnitude, the villain is a God commanding an army of aliens(?) to take over the world, yet all the previews (and even the poster) make it look like the only real action takes place on that one city street where some cars are

For someone who hate, hate, HATES superhero comics so much, you sure do like some of them.

Yeah, I remember reading that Dracula had the record. IMDB counts 273 Dracula appearances (although that does include TV), and 254 for Holmes. Frankenstein's monster and Tarzan are tailing way behind with a respective 135 and 85, and Jar Jar Binks continues to be shamefully underused with a mere 16.

This cosmic dance, bursting decadence and withheld permissions twists
all our arms collectively BUT! if sweetness can win, and it CAN, then I'll still be here tomorrow to high five you yesterday, my friend. Peace.

A surprising amount of bad guys seemed to be in possession of weapons
that could kick Superman's ass, didn't they? It was also apparently
pretty easy to get one's hands on shackles that could hold not only
Superman, but also J'onn and Flash who should be able to phase/vibrate
their way through just about anything.

You could also argue that when teamed up with the League, Batman has a whole lot more time to do the analyzing and planning that he would when solo. Solo, he has to do all the recon, legwork, punching and swashbuckling by himself, leaving little spare time for strategizing. With the team picking up the slack, he's

I also clearly remember when using a computer in your spare time made
you some kind of weirdo dweeboid deserving of nought but scorn and
derision. Now it's done a full 180 and you're a freak if you're NOT
facetweeting and twatbooking all the time. Next thing you know you won't be cool until you've published at least

@fastandsloppy : Napalm.

Due to root issues like envy and insecurity, people get threatened when things they dislike become popular. The hate for him is directly proportionate to the love for him. That Einstein guy was onto something.

Due to root issues like envy and insecurity, people get threatened when things they dislike become popular. The hate for him is directly proportionate to the love for him. That Einstein guy was onto something.

Sky Lopez?

In a bold move that has stunned Hollywood insiders, newly-divorced comeback-kid Troy McClure has turned down the supporting lead in McBain IV to direct and star in his own pet project: The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel. Will the gambit pay off? 20th Century Fox is betting… it will.

Ra Ra Rasputin,
Russia's greatest love machine.

I think it's outdone by the name of the seed store in the Tomacco episode: Sneed's Feed and Seed (formerly Chuck's).

You gave me the gift of a little sister and I'm proud of you today.

Rock & Ride
Summer 2015