For sale. Tig bitties. Never worn.

However
They might also be midgets.

He probably had a good reason for doing what he did. The other kid was probably misusing the word "random" or using "fail" as an adjective. Detesters be detestin'.

INTERESTING STUFF.

He joined the cast of the cast.

So, Trio, you're saying that female adolescent passions are based more on attractions to artists than the art itself, whereas it's the other way around for males? I guess that might be true, but it doesn't really explain why ten years from now, women will likely be embarrassed to buy tickets to a Bieber comeback tour,…

That list needs more Hot Rod and Wet Hot American Summer.

Frankenstein's Monster: Honey, can you watch the kids? I've gotta go out and buy some more neck bolts.
Bride: What am I, your… Nanny? (winks at camera)

I'm not scared for me, I'm scared for them. Any child of mine would end up wishing they were never born, so I figure I'll do them a favor and pre-emptively grant that wish.

Hey, at least you didn't call him Ernie.

I won't know what I think of the episode until I know what someone else thinks. In grade form.

He wore glasses and snuck up on Julia Stiles when she was giving him the mission?

Bad Wolf had the awesome speech at the end where the Doctor is taunting the Daleks on the video screen after they've kidnapped Rose. Easily the show's best moment involving the Doctor talking up how great he is as an intimidation tactic (and there have been a few).

I have had it with these motherfucking Daleks on this motherfucking space station.

There's no need to bother with the spin-offs. Torchwood is garbage, and The Sarah Jane Adventures is a decent but disposable kids' show. Neither of them have any significant narrative effect on the parent show, which is mostly quite good.

xXx, the character, is one of the most blatant products of committee thinking I've ever seen. Okay, we need a James Bond for the new generation. He's cool, he's edgy, he's got attitude. He does EXTREME SPORTS and uploads videos thereof to the INTERNET. Kids love the Internet, right? He also plays PLAYSTATION and…

Speaking of Jason Statham, he excels at playing characters who are good at driving cars and punching people. So why hasn't he been in a Fast & Furious movie yet? Put him in the next one, please, along with The Rock and everyone else. I would enjoy that. Also Nicolas Cage.

That's weird. What about movies with subtitles?

HipsterDBag, have you seen any My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic? From what I've gathered about your tastes, I think you'd really enjoy it.

I'm with IceCreamSocialist. Homer's "photographic" recollection of the town meeting about the casino is one of the best moments in global history. Features:
- A green-haired Marge standing on a chair, waving a rolling pin, literally ranting "blah blah blah"
- A three-headed Apu, a bearded baby, an old guy in a bikini,…