ANGELA: “And THEN this motherfucker Trump said...”

Now that President Obama has moved on, it’s actually nice to see the new leader of the free world sitting in the Oval Office, and also Donald Trump.

Be good.

Oh, I understood your elevated vocabulary just fine. What I was getting at was that you’ve been needlessly aggressive, smug, and reliant upon a number of informal fallacies of logic to continue to assert your “points.” The post I was replying to, in particular, involved you saying, “If I stop replying, will you…

This!!!! EVERY TIME I’ve tried to shop in stores or online lately, I am inundated by these fucking off the shoulder garments, and I’m shopping at PLUS SIZE RETAILERS. Like, whoooo theeee fuck in a 22/24 or 3X is going to look cute in some shit that requires an invisible bra? My titties are 42DDD. I need straps, y’all.…

Preach

well, I mean if you put a damper on Lumiere, doesn’t he die? So......

did you know that legally, for his historical reasons, if the structure is not baroque, they aren’t allowed to perform any repairs?

I think I see James Caan’s car over to the left.

Exactly. Diapers are the one thing that you don’t fuck with if it’s working.

“...any number of different ways, and microwaves that turn into cameras, et cetera,” Conway said. “We know that this is just a fact of modern life.

Orrrrrr...

“Designed for gamers by gamers.”

Since you state quite clearly that that has never happened to you, why don’t you sit the fuck down. Because you know what? As an adult, I had the “perfect rape.” It would have been a 5 minute SVU episode. Stranger, violent, witnesses, and in rural PA (which is pretty racist) he was even black. Choo choo train to…

Okay, so, since apparently it’s hard for folks to understand.

And fuck you. You don’t speak for me so don’t.

I can say from a rather short experience that solitary confinement is torture in every way but name.

I was picked up on an outstanding warrant, having just left a rehab facility for a variety of issues (drug and alcohol abuse, major depressive disorder, etc.), and was taken to my local jail. I was in an already…

Because we live in a cruel and indifferent universe; one where stupidity cultivates pride, instead of searing, blinding pain. This is why I cannot have godlike power, because if I did, making people’s stupidity hurt them directly would be the first thing I’d do.

Must you be so aggressive and dismissive? The point of my joke, if I must explain, is that Milo Shitbrains was removed because of gay pedophilia, but his racism, misogyny and general vileness was fine. Hence asking why this guy, who to the best of my knowledge isn’t accused of gay pedophilia, was removed. He’s just…

Chafee is like my favorite pair of gloves that I lost in the winter and didn’t find again until the following summer. It’s good to see you but I don’t need you right now. To the bottom of the sock drawer with you, Linc.