So about an hour ago I was running on the lovely canal trail in my city. It’s cold and sunny, a perfect day to run off the angst of the last two weeks. I’m waiting to cross the main four lane street when I see a bunch of vehicles with lights and sirens coming towards the intersection. I thought it was a funeral but…

She’s doing better. She’s actually starting to bully her sister Stormeggdon the Dark Lord of All. And I’m starting to let her go naked when I’m home. So, be happy for Lady Gaga the cat!

I know it’s an S and do it anyway.

This is ridiculous. It’s is like cutting off your nose to spite your face and then crying about the void in the middle of your head. It’s like getting liposuction and longing for your fat cells.

This is an actual question not just rhetorical but I just don’t understand this gleeful hate. I just don’t. What is it?

I lost my phone once and next thing I know it had denied an African American family housing and refused to sell a cake to a gay couple.

For people who support the “party of personal responsibility,” it seems like they’re going to great lengths to forgo any personal responsibility whatsoever...

You know racism’s gotten bad when male cheerleaders think they have the right to make fun of anyone else.

I’m not so concerned about people saying, “I’m leaving the country.”

Isn’t the star a HIV positive gay man? Pence has a special place in hell for his record fighting against HIV treatment and for conversion therapy.

“Trying to explain a force like Mariah would be like trying to explain the wind.”

Two contractors at work were mad this morning since they heard Trump didn’t want to prosecute her. “She’s under 120 indictments! She should be in jail—you can’t get a license with a DUI, why can you run for President with 120 indictments?” This was new to me, so I dummied up:

It’s actually just a big misunderstanding. They thought she asked for a “Pump It” room and figured she was committing corporate espionage on behalf of the Black Eye Peas.

My company is actually building a nursing room in one of the buildings on our campus. It’s a pretty conservative food-manufacturing company, too.

Considering that this planned pipeline was originally supposed to run around Billings but the “good” white people there didn’t want the risk to their water so it was moved it’s hard to conclude that this pipeline had no opposition from the beginning.

This guy is in line for HUD, I guess.

Okay, let me say before I say anything else that I speak solely for my own half-Native self and nobody else. And this is just how I feel, personally.

Politico reports that he is considering former Democratic Rep. Harold Ford, Jr. for transportation secretary

You’re giving Trump too much credit. He’s considering a guy named Ford for the Secretary of Transportation and a guy named Forrest for Secretary of the Interior (which manages the National Park Service).

Breaking news 5 minutes ago: FBI director says no charges for brad pitt although says he used very poor judgment.