But the twist would be that trump loses and it turns out that he would have been the only one to be able to save us from mass extinction because a wall between us and Mexico would have kept out the zombie apocalypse.

SPOILER FOR SAY ANYTHING

So, I’m Gwen Snyder, the woman in the article. It was a pretty awful experience and my biggest hope is to use it to make some sort of positive change at the DNC and at the Doubletree, which refused to help me. I do have a couple asks if folks want to take action:

I’m gonna get up on my soapbox and I don’t care. My father is a retired Colonel in the Marine Corp who was a platoon leader in Vietnam in 1968 at 21 who lost 50 of the 100 men whose lives he was in charge of. He was head of security of the Pentagon on September 11, 2001, four days after my mom walked out on him. He…

Here I should clarify that I despise coyness and code-speak and that if you ask me whether I “party” the answer will be “not with you”

It’s because you’re looking up definitions instead of reading the fucking situation in which a likely swarthy fellow wearing mostly white (possibly eggshell) who has been checking out your better half is asking to go somewhere and get nude.
Stop looking things up you prude nerd.

Prince Harry marrying Kerry Washington despite Barack Obama being concerned about their dangerous boat wedding.

Star this comment if you’ve ever fallen up the stairs. You’re not alone!

Yeah I’m going to guess you don’t know anything about competitive weight lifting, and have no idea that he’s wearing shoes specifically f0r lifting weights.

Better a dipshit than a rapist

Interesting that you inserted Trump into that comment....I was making a comparison to a mass event of religious persecution but i could see how that would make you think of Mr. Trump.

Even if he was an affirmative action admission all it would prove is that affirmative action kicks ass and is worth the investment, because we got Barack Freaking Obama out of it.

see how the numbers and weird symbols are all floating around his head but not actually IN his brain, committed to memory?

1+1+2+1

She can’t comment here because she lives in Canada. You wouldn’t know her.

Ketchup is a thing that should not be.

Mustard is yellow because it makes hot dogs taste like sunshine.

Starred only because of the ketchup opinion.

But if your child should ever ask you about the Ghostface in the picture, just look at it and say, “sweetheart, there’s nothing in that photo with you.”