More like poor Jezebel commentors obsessed with someone who they can avoid if only they stopped congregating on this site like Tina Feys Mean Girls. I never hear about the Kardashians until I come to this site and I spend ALL DAY on the internet at work and at home. I read things, my friends and I goof off on FB all…

Why doesn’t everything have The Rock? He should legitimately be in every movie, book. TV show etc from now until the end of time.

This is what happens when you start tolerating people’s religious beliefs. We had this brand of religious nutcase on the ropes in the 1990s and early 00s, then we had to start going around respecting their ability to believe such bullshit (and attacking the militant atheists who came so close to putting them down for…

ALL RIGHT, YOU ALL. If felons can get back their right to vote, NOBODY HAS AN EXCUSE. I’d better see every one of your shining faces at the ballot/mailbox on Election Day AND YOU’D BETTER FILL OUT THE WHOLE DAMN BALLOT. I don’t want any whining about how “hard” it is to keep up with issues/candidates, either. Read a…

Once the phrase “sheiks in the Middle East” enters the conversation, there is no other conclusion I can draw, regardless of circumstance.

but Bruno Mars is wearing this outfit this.very.second

It is not a reuben. There is no sauerkraut, Thousand Island dressing, or Swiss cheese anywhere in sight. Reubens are gloriously messy.

Sadly for all the lady cab drivers of the world, I have to sing “Lady! Cab! Driver!” every time one picks me up. Anywhere. In. The. World. All. The. Time. Whether. My. Reference. Is. Understood. Or. Not.

On a related note, “gone M.I.A.” is starting to mean went “fucking nuts”. One step before you go “Full Badu”.

This is what actually killed Prince, isn’t it?

I insulted him to his face at a concert. Really small venue event for charity. You were never more than three people away from the stage. The show started two hours late and after standing outside in stilettos waiting to get in the venue, I was not in the mood. I was standing dead center in front of the stage, being…

NYE 1999 belonged to him.

It gets kind of lost behind his lyrics, his persona, and the drama that has always sort of surrounded him, but it's worth noting that Prince was one of the greatest guitar players of this or any other generation. That cover is instantly elevated the moment his starts his solo. And that strut off the stage after he…

When I look back on this comment it will be exactly as moronic as it appears right now.

The professionalism here is off the charts. Everyone moving on that slick stage is wearing high heels and it’s live music with specific timing cues.

Super Bowl halftime things I remember:

It’s been grey and raining all day in the Twin Cities. And God as my witness, right now the sky is purple. Unreal.

Ahh so that’s why the video credits identify him as “Hoverboarder No. 8"

What’s so scary, Barry? If he goes off the edge he’s just going to hover.

It’s like an action movie that has an evolving plot, lots of action and fight scenes, an ensemble cast, no Michael Bay lens flares, no CGI, all practical effects and they release a 3 hour sequel twice a week.