How I picture Ellie and Joanna

“Animals-Mals”

OMG LOL

If anyone ever told you that the left is easy to take offense, please take note of the thousands of offenses which the political right believe absolutely require governmental intervention. Count the thousands of times you didn’t see a gay relationship on TV—for fear it might offend someone—even though at least 10% of…

“Dear Future Husband” makes me irrationally angry any time I hear it. I can’t explain why, and I fear it makes me look like some asshole mouthbreather because I am a dude, but when that song starts playing, if I can’t change it immediately I just get angry. Gah.

Anne Hathaway is doing so much cardio now that she’s pregnant.

It’s cool. I prayed about it.

There is old saying that “If the wise man cannot come to the mountain, the mountain must come to the wise man”. I’m paraphrasing, but we basically need to shoot the building with the stairs into pieces that can easily be trampled on.

I say we all start sending these yahoos our soaked tampons and pads so they can cherish all the pre-babies that tragically were flushed from the womb due to no fertilization. I think they'd appreciate the chance to mourn. I know there are medical waste disposal measures that facilities must follow but I personally…

Umm, the green ladies actually look like them. Whaaat?!!!

I mentioned this elsewhere but i really feel it can do with some repeating:

But can she top Kelly Ripa?

It was hot dude stranger sex. That’s my story and I am sticking to it.

If I ever become wealthy, I will not lose my values and principles and will not suddenly say “fuck everybody who isn’t me!” I will still also be Black, female, and an atheist, so there’s that.

I look at this and think this is reason 5585412584 that white people should be grateful for POC, because we saved y’all from all this nasty food. Now you get empanadas, jerk chicken, mofongo, patties, curry,pad see ew, and countless other dishes.

I disagree that it frames it as an unsolvable problem (especially in the context of cartoons where villains are typically dispatched as opposed to rehabilitated or redeemed.) It instead says each of us are responsible for trying to be good. We can’t control the actions and attitudes of others, we can control our…

Seriously, I feel like electing pastors is a huge conflict of interest. These people need to choose whether they want to be religious leaders or state leaders.

But remember, Ted Cruz, who we know for a fact totally was not born in the US of A is still totally qualified to be president.

Space, space, boom.

The worst are people who end everything with an ellipsis. It feels like they are threatening me.