Even though I *know* it’s “til we’re seventy”, I also hear “til we’re seventeen”. And it makes me laugh!

Thank you!

“When did Ellis Island first open”

After I hit “publish” I was like, duh, FishWoman, not even Uber could mix up clam chowder and ice cream! But thank you kindly for clarifying.

Clam chowder when you ordered ice cream?

Before reading the article I thought they were remaking the 2006 “See No Evil” starring Kane (Glenn Jacobs) of WWE.

Right? I mean, my dogs are Murphy and Olivia, but I wouldn’t name a tiger either of those names!

I gave you a star because you said it took you all day. Effort demands reward.

Go watch “Hansel and Gretel Get Baked”.

My throat is involuntarily itching just thinking of your kiwi-eating friend.

True story - my stepfather will not eat bagels because “they look like doughnuts but they aren’t”.

Exactly. We are both blanket hogs, so have two sets of blankets for each season. Adding a top sheet just confuses things.

YES!!! #teamflatsheetforever

I just ordered that and the ten-pack of face masks. I hope the foot peel works as well as the reviews claim.

Exactly!

I like the color but hate everything else about the dress.

I would watch this reboot all damn day!

I’ve had that dream also. Why are dream toilets so gross???

I’m happy that Pat Schmatz won for “Lizard Radio”. I just read it a few weeks ago and thought it was so interesting.

Right? Happy cow! Oops...back to slaughterhouse with you.