That is pretty cool.

And now there is “Team American Ninja Warrior”!

I would tell you why, but I am saving that information for my upcoming ANW blog.

Just looked at the application. The only qualification I meet is the ability to travel *sad face*

I have zero social media skills, but I WANT this job! I watch ALL the American Ninja Warrior!

That sounds so familiar, but I just can’t think of it. One of the few downsides to reading ALL THE BOOKS!

Furiously writing down the titles I haven’t yet read.

Excellent list! And I am now following you on Goodreads.

Are those your doggies??? ADORABLE!!

You are a Hero!!

I can’t quit H Mart or Harbor Freight.

Bert, Nan, Flossie, and Freddie :)

Thank you! I hit LA Fitness at an ungodly early hour, run into HT for breakfast, then commute my butt down to DC.

I love that when say I’m going to the “stabby mall” my friends and family all know I mean LakeForest!

My mom has guineas! And chickens. The guinea eggs are mostly yolk, but my unrefined palate did not otherwise taste a difference.

That tweet in the picture where “Julia” says Blake just intensely stares at Gwen and only smiles when she looks at him...

Aww...so cute! He just wants to be loved.. OR ELSE!

Have you not seen Rise of the Planets of the Apes? Damn straight I’m going to open-carry at the zoo! How else will I sneak guns and ammo to the Chimp House? I, for one, welcome our new ape overlords.

THANK YOU!!! Someone understands! /s

I giggled at the edit because I was totally picturing your glasses on your nightstand rather than you still wearing them.