What KIND of salad hasn’t been pinned down. While a comb seems impractical for your lettuce based salads, what about potato, macaroni, or even a tasty quinoa salad? Suddenly, a good rat-tail comb is looking mighty handy.

Damn. My Dad had a SKULL. And it didn’t resemble me at all.

What good would that have done, everyone still knew her face. And it was HER name, hadn’t she lost enough?

Oh, they were shits. I live and grew up in Sacramento. Not a week goes by that an obituary for a Japanese American in the local paper. They always list where they were interned. I asked my Mom, who was a teenager during the war how this could happen-friends of hers were sent to concentration camps-”It was for their…

Rick screaming in agony, and all I could see is that full mouth of perfect teeth. Maybe my dentist has been lying to me about the need for 6 month cleanings, no?

If only they could teach that to their brethren in blue...

I’m dying here.

Ohh! I did not know this existed-I can add that to my,”I’m depressed for a good reason and I deserve something, but at least it isn’t ice cream” list.

They WANT to work for ICE, where else can you play out all your authoritarian fantasies and get paid for it?

In my area of the world, fast food employees are middle aged folks working a second job, or seniors supplementing the SS.

By the looks of the place in her video, they already have. Where are the other customers? 

Been there. Fear of being told, “THAT’S what you’re worried about? Pish.” Nope, that’s what your family or friends might say. But a professional knows better.  Hang in there, SallyB. You’re needed in this world.

They say,”just stay away from him.” Or rather, Mom says it, as Dad is working and she doesn’t tell him.

The ones they turn down now find a fine career with DHS or the burgeoning private corrections industry. Gotta love that mall cop mentality.

Thank you for the reminder that while you might feel awkward knocking at that car window, it might mean more than you can imagine to the other person.

I worked for a charming retail entity that made its management give glowing testimonials on Glassdoor whenever they came up with another new way to screw employees and had to hire new ones.

That’s what I can’t understand. I thought the urine test was the standard. Blood draws are so dependent on the drawer-and bad results are always blamed on your veins not their incompetence or lack of care.

Come on-Woman’s World is the best! Lose 39 pounds in 12 days as the main headline, with delicious cupcakes taking up the bottom 3rd of the cover. Throw in the orgasmic expression the cover model is making over the diet miracle of the week, and you have perfection.

On of the big issues in town is that Sacramento gave huge tax breaks, special deals and essentially gave millions to Kings owners, while doing little to nothing for the rest of Sacramento. They recently hired the first black Police Chief, but no serious time has been or will be spent how to get the cops to do things…

I’m pretty sure you have to take a class.