That's pretty clearly Jeanne

Looks like Boa Hancock

1) Levels are fairly short. Maybe about 10 minutes average? The last level is pretty long compared to the others, but for the most part I remember them going by fast.

The reasons for Owen’s removal and the under the table way it’s been handled so far are newsworthy, so there would still be articles. However, replacing a sexual harasser with a sexual minority is a powerful statement, and therefore newsworthy.

IKR? I refuse to believe this is real, even though I know it is. I refuse to believe that dude is real because every fucking picture of him looks like bad cgi. He has to be some sort of artificial construct by a malfunctioning capitalist AI.

Oh you haven’t scratched the surface of just how absolutely bananas this whole thing is.

I learned this from Lethal Weapon 2

I would like to see that story played out where the white man’s primary contributions are insider knowledge of weapons and tactics, he’s basically a noncombatant, and his only role is support and love interest for the native woman, who’s the actual protagonist of the game.

Dude, 11 is older than you think. Like, <5 is when you don’t even know what genitals are. 11 is when you start realizing what else they’re for. And like...did you ever have a crush on a girl at 11 or even younger? Cool, so did I. The idea that children are too young to even know their own gender and sexuality is SUPER…

I vaguely remember reading the original, but IIRC she doesn’t fuck the fish.

It’s the holocaust deniers’ playbook. It didn’t happen, but if it had it would’ve been a good thing, which is why even though it didn’t happen maybe we should have it happen again.

But will they do the fandango?

His twitter and facebook are run by interns. They apparently hadn’t gotten the memo yet, since they have since eased off on the normal pace of posting.

Aside from the standard stuff, like smoking weed, shoplifting, and selling my Adderall once or twice...

It doesn’t automatically equip it though, so there’s at least a few seconds of sudden nudity whenever you change to a new class.

Basically no one has body hair in Eorzea.

Can you play either male or female, and date weapons of the same gender?

He was one of the first of the internet film critics. He had all sorts of insider sources in Hollywood (even if it was only, like, 75% accurate), back in a time when studios tried to keep as tight a lid on everything as possible. Nowadays “leaks” are just another part of the hype machine, but they were genuinely rare…