Ugh, I remember people finding that repulsive even in 2002. I mean, look at what comedy (especially on the internet) was like back then, and remember that this was still over the line.

Swoogity sweakers?

I have severe executive dysfunction and I’ve found that planning meals and making a shopping list is literally beyond my abilities.

Funny story on that last one. I’m seven months into HRT and my boobs are developing way faster than I dreamed. The other day I lost my balance walking up stairs and landed (SUPER sensitive) nipple first in the concrete edge of a stair.

No, I mocked people because they couldn’t tell how obviously Asian that guy was. You have to have basically never seen a pale Asian with bleached hair to think that guy was white.

I think I wanted to believe the transgender story because it made so much sense. I mean, when I heard it I thought “Well...okay. That explains...basically everything.” and then went on with my day. Finding out it wasn’t true was honestly disappointing because I thought there might be another high profile celebrity…

I believe his reactions are real but the game probably isn’t. There may be some Enforced Method Acting going on where a friend first made a Creepypasta game and then had him record his live reactions to it. Kinda like the way Blair Witch was filmed.

Probably because it sounds vaguely racist.

Yeah, my father carries a bottle of Texas Pete wherever he goes, and he’s super white.

I want you to know jokes are an irresistible impulse for me. I would go crazy if I didn’t say this.

I love Money because I always pay attention to lyrics and if you listen closely, it seems that she only wants cash in order to press it into building materials and stuff furniture.

I thought so at first, but on closer examination i think the story in 2 is more mature. As in, actually grown up, not XXXMATUREXXX or 3edgy6u. I could go on all day about it’s symbolism, but to get you started looking at it in another way:

Bit of trivia because I fucking love this game:

Oh, Final Fantasy XIV....I’d log in and show some of my true worst, but I let my sub lapse for a few days while I await a new debit card. At any rate, here are a couple fashion crimes I’ve committed

Where do you pray to laser angels?

Wow. I was not expecting a cock that big.

Wait....I just realized. Desmond’s ancestors include Native Americans and Muslims. How the hell did he end up so painfully white?

My Roegadame’s thighs alone are the size of some NPCs entire bodies.

Lovecraft was one of those few people I’d believe you can make a legit case for “hating everyone equally.” Sure, he hated Asians, Jews, Blacks, Women, and other standard targets, but also the French, the Scottish, the Welsh, New Englanders, the Spanish, nobility, poor people...