My cat used to fish underwear out of the hamper and drag it into the middle of the studio apartment. Usually when we had guests. >.<

I am a lady who's always been on the tall side. I have, according to unsolicited comments from family and perfect strangers, "swimmer's shoulders", "the rack of an eleven year old," "birthing hips," "thunder thighs", a "front butt", and most offensively, a "ghetto booty". I have bounced between 135 lbs and 190. I know…

Ugh, Thai food. I'm allergic to fish, coconut, and curry. I didn't know they cooked everything in fish oil at the restaurant my aunt wanted to go to, and my husband ended up with coconut curried shrimp on his plate as a...garnish, or something? It wasn't listed on the menu. I was pretty sick. So now I just avoid Thai,…

My parents were dismayed that my first full sentence was "Close the fucking drapes!" My dad hates sunlight, but he tried to insist to my mom that I got it from her. Nothing doing.

Yes, please.

I'm a weird individual who gets knocked out by that ambient rushing noise and the vibrations and fall asleep on any flight longer than an hour and I STILL don't recline. I just make sure that I have a window seat and lean indelicately against the wall. A pain in the neck, sure, but reclining those dumb seats is just…

Raccoons ARE dicks. I had one in my campus apartment complex who liked to position himself in the narrow walkways and chase students away from their apartments. My favorite was the drunk guy who argued with it. "Come on, bro, I gotta go to bed!" It stood up and hissed in return, and he freaked. out.

Have you noticed that whenever POC appear to be the aggressors in a widely reported crime, the national tone is one of condemnation, but when they're apparent victims of white people, it becomes "we just don't know all the facts" and "but what about due process for the accused?"

The original autopsy didn't specify how many times he was shot- just that he died of gunshot wounds. This would be incredibly significant in trying to determine if A. there was actually a struggle (since people won't take the eyewitnesses at their word), and B. where the cop was standing relative to the victim (again,…

Seriously, sport, masculinities, and sexualities. Feels like his syllabi must include "Hey, It's a Compliment, You Frigid Bitch", "Crushing Cans Against One's Forehead", and "All Women Love Jerks: How to Piss on a Woman's Self-Esteem Until She Inevitably Says Yes." I'd say call for a peer review of his studies, but I…

I got hit in the face by a guest and she tried to complain at the security guard that I was rude to her for no reason. The security guard was not having it. It was nice to feel supported.

The sad thing is, some of them will believe you. I mean, Disney kind of brings it on itself by building this "anything is possible when you believe" idea, but I had one guest tear into me because our Imperial Stormtroopers were running around and "no one is doing anything to stop them!" An adult, with children. And…

May I emphasize that his favorite thing to do besides the raccoon dance was berate us about staying on task at all times?

I'm not sure about that, actually- I worked at the 'Land, not the World. Rapunzel above might be able to help you out. :)

Ha ha, it would make sense, and believe me, the cast members want it as much as the guests do. But alas, there never has been and is not currently any sort of dome, force field, weather generator, or bubble surrounding any Disney property. (Still holding out for the future, though.)

Cute for small children. Less so for adults wondering what could possibly be relevant about the raccoon dance when he'd just been shouting at us about productivity.

Nope, unfortunately it still sounds kind of like the same guy. Once he went on a tirade about how cell phones cause school shootings and gathered all of us around to receive this tidbit of wisdom. We basically set aside an hour at a time to be lectured at, when he wasn't stalking through the aisles to make sure we…

I'm pretty sure Guest Relations has a good few laughs a day over the atmo-dome people. I overheard a fellow CM say once that she trolls her family by telling them we had a dome but were too cheap to use it. DON'T ENCOURAGE THIS I SWEAR ARRRGHHH

OH MY GOD I GOT THE DOME THING SO OFTEN at the Anaheim park. A woman straight up screamed at me for not turning on the air conditioning on a really hot day in August. We were standing outside in Tomorrowland. I asked if she meant on the attraction she'd just exited, but no, she meant the whole park.

Oh, my god, I had a boss who did the exact same thing. Is this a generational thing? Rabbits with ridiculous voices? He also liked to provide insight into the private thoughts of the raccoons that came around his backyard, complete with a song and dance (I wish I were kidding) he made up.