I’d be even funnier if they let him in and seated him in a 100% empty theater while the girls club party was secretly moved to another one.

and that’s shade.

Men sure are emotional and irrational lately. I think we need to stop letting them make statements, run things, and read the news until we can get a handle on what’s happening.

If he was admittedly on the spectrum they could’ve done something with it. Instead they made his behaviour the most difficult behavioural issues associated with ASD but on steroids and then just removed anything that could be ASD entirely, just making him someone who seems to enjoy fucking with people.

The only thing “wrong” with Sheldon is that he’s on the spectrum and he’s never had a single person in his life acknowledge that fact and help him to understand how he can relate to the world successfully. Once you know and care about someone with ASD, the show becomes absolutely unwatchable for how they (the show…

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Would love to see a Hillary sketch similar to the one where Obama had an anger translator.

The current President has 5 kids by 3 women and his two previous marriages ended due to his serial infidelity and he pretty clearly wants to fuck one of his daughters but it’s Obama getting turned down for a marriage that’s news.

Laughing at Jeff Sessions is my favorite new American pastime.

I can understand the frustration at her merely paying lip service to taking personal responsibility for the loss while specifically blaming every other factor.

At least now we know what would have happened had Bilbo not given the Ring to Frodo.

If Jeff Session prosecutes somebody for laughing at him, I should be on death row.

Googling Model Minority MYTH might help him find what he’s looking for. He won’t because he just wants to talk shit about black people.

Asians are not the victims of generations of Jim Crow level racism leveled at them. Let’s be real here.

I shared this story before on an old Gawker (R.I.P.) post, but it’s worth repeating. I went to high school in San Diego and during my freshman year, I had to write a 5 page paper on any topic I wanted for my English class. It was the first big assignment of the year, and I chose the rising popularity of Islam among…

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I know. I’ve been in a comment war over there. People seem so desperate to blame this guy. I really don’t get it. The issue isn’t that this was united policy- the issue is that a nonviolent man angry about an terrible customer service issue was bloodied and injured. That is insane. I mean, if I try to return a sweater…

Right? I’m a doctor. I’m the only specialist of my kind at my hospital. If I don’t show up, 40-50 cancer patients don’t get treated. No joke. I would have panicked if they told me I wasn’t getting home for my shift.

I’m sure thoughts and prayers will be enough to help these poor kids overcome the lifetime of trauma this incident will bring.