Thanks!

I never thought about how crucial lot lizards are to the global supply chain. Thanks for that.

its from a time when the site mattered and people would post gore in the comments. the only site that needs that anymore is jezebel because people are horrible. none of the other ones here need the stupid pending approval thing anymore. its just holding them back because its keeping new voices from being heard. 

And ageless beauty.....

Bleeding Edge technology in 1989, brutal depreciation and a steep maintenance schedule coupled with aging rotten German plastic

If this is the Downtown Denver Skatepark, it’s #11 in a list of seemingly screamingly obvious Don’t Be That Guy regulations:

I love hugs!!

That’s your take from this?
Sounds like you need a hug. 

This guy is a huge asshole!!! You don’t take motorized vehicles on a park designed for something else. Don’t f@*k up the skate park for those who we’re trying to keep from damaging property by shredding around town.

WHY DID YOU TURN?!

I think his tire pressure was off by 0.4 psi.

And no helmet, gloves or proper riding boots.  This wanna be motorcycle enthusiast is damn lucky that he’s just the laughing stock of the skate park.

we mostly use bikes.... electric bikes. Instead of a second car we have 2 electric bikes and unless we really need it in the city or outskirts we never use the car.

I see you’ve been studying with Professor Torch at his writing seminars.  Good stuff sir.  Making a rather mundane task such as paying too much for fuel into an epic tale of loss and woe.  Thank you, kind sir!

I’m a nomad.

Now you know why euros all drive small 1.5L manual diesel hatchbacks/wagons. And no, it’s not because we’re all secretly car enthusiasts.

That’d probably work just fine.

(This is fairly typical among German service workers; they can be quite rude. My recommendation to American travelers is to assertively tell them to relax).

For petrol in the Netherlands -damn near the the most expensive country in the world for fuel- the current rate is from 1,90- 2,10 euros for premium petrol.
I’ve actually nearly stopped driving, unless I really have to, this is just not fun on a uni student budget...

Its all fun and games till you get arrested.