I just got the Pfizer booster after the J&J in April and it made me feel like I had the flu yesterday. Gone today though.

Step one for the brief is defining the problem.

Why did I have to scroll through 60 “they deserve it” dipshit posts to finally find one that points out the obvious.  This is a punitive shit design that needs to be reworked immediately.  Make that a decade ago.

The design is bad; arbitrarily punitive instead of restrictive and only scalable if you include the value of the vehicle getting trashed. Also, cheap. It feels like intent to damage by a civil service employee whose brother-in-law owns Watford Steel Channel and Concrete Ltd., so it seems appropriate to field…

I read that in Dennis Hopper’s voice, like you were threatening him with a bomb.

Say what you will about obnoxious yanks, I can’t imagine this thing lasting a few months in the US before a crew of pissed off folks with grinding wheels/concrete saws showed up and turned this into a speed bump.

Finally! Thanks! That has to be smaller than 7ft?

For those who are having trouble understanding this, here : a regular Mercedes, scraping tyres on both sides and only just missing the poles. The actual restriction is narrower than the posted 7ft. The sloped kerb is what is causing everyone to hop-up and hit the poles. Turns out most cars are now using the bus lane…

There was a parking garage in Toronto where the entrance/exit ramp door kept getting hit on the right side by drivers entering. They eventually put up a big bollard to protect it and bright colors etc. etc. but it still kept getting hit. The opening was plenty wide, there was no tight turn, nobody could figure out why…

TikTok, Boomer.

This was my thought. There are much safer, less destructive ways to get the same results. 

I’d reckon a decent number of these folks were on their phones. It’s endemic.

It’s English feet. So it’s not actually 72 inches. It’s more like 3/4 of a hogsbead or 3-1/2 snapwoozles.

How the hell are drivers meant to get through that while texting? It’s government gone mad, completely out of touch with road users’ Instagram-watching needs.

I can’t understand how its those tiny city cars that are having trouble fitting through 7 feet of space.

“seems” is doing a lot of work there, I think this clearly shows people have no concept on how to drive.

Not gonna lie I have zero idea what the width of my truck is. Like I can pretty well gauge if it’s gonna fit somewhere, but if I saw a sign with a number I’d be hard-pressed to know.

This is somehow still not helping me understand what people are having difficulty with here.  Are they just driving along the sidewalk and surprised when they hit these not-insignificant poles?

Seems like a bunch of people don’t know how wide their vehicle is, and the width restrictor is giving them a lesson with devastating efficiency.