Wish the dessert would had been chocolate pudding. Then the cops could have gone, “This woman was poisoned! The proof is in the pudding!!”

Warning to adults everywhere. These kids are really smart and really good at the social media, stop screwing with them.

Whenever my liberal friends are shocked and horrified at how so many women approve of Trump, I remind them of all the women who would *still* support Bill Clinton today, my friends included.

The more important and directly causal thing? Yeah, we probably should.

Also proven effective in preventing mass shootings: stricter gun laws. Let’s go with that one first, then address the media.

Both are 100% splendid. I love both, but it’s also hard to fall in love with a show and then know you’re never going to more of it. I worry about the same thing with this one.

I loooove Crashing, but have yet to see Fleabag :( I think I need an Amazon Prime account in Canada or something. I have a bit of a crush on Waller-Bridge and her work. Her stuff feels fresh to me.

Right. I’m kind of tired of the “let’s the kids do this.” We should all be doing this, we should have done this since 1999. We can’t rely on them alone to get this wrong. They can take the lead but we all have to do this.

You’re probably a troll, but fuck it and fuck you. I’m on the second floor of an inside hallway in a school surrounded by heavy wrought iron fence. You think I don’t fucking know we’re sitting ducks? But going outside and being visible is riskier than sitting in a dark classroom behind several doors. What we do is…

I’m a high school teacher. On Thursday we had a scheduled lock-down drill. After this shooting, I took it upon myself to explain to my kids how very real and necessary the lock-down drills are to keeping them safe. I had to coach them on the safest places in the classroom to hide so they wouldn’t be seen from the…

The corruption of our youth by Canadians will not stop unless we halt this ice-dancing filth in its track. What’s next? They pause in the middle of their seductive dance to hand out leaflets on the need for a universal health-care system?

I’m here to win medals and get laid, and it looks like they’re all out of medals.

Yeah I didn’t think of that. Women should definitely not have to withdrawl from the public eye. How about throw their own party/concert that coincides with the the Grammys? Have a red carpet and everything. Livestream it, and take all of the Grammy’s thunder?

If wage equality is communism...you know what? Never mind. This article is reporting what happened, so take that up with Jessica Chastain.

I’d seriously love one of those t-shirts. Think I should get in touch with White Moose to see if they’d send me one in exchange for mention on my Instagram?

I like how adults are writing entire dissertations to discredit this kid. Lol. Can we say #triggered. Most kids can’t put together a cohesive sentence WITH original thoughts. This child put together an entire journal entry.

Listen, fellow white person: That kid is amazing. He was NOT disrespectful. He framed his journal entry in terms of what HE wanted. He did not curse or call the teacher names. He expressed his honest reaction. In his journal. Which is what a journal is for.

I can’t even imagine how hard it is to fit into those outfits when you’re always retaining water.

The 95th...

I actually agree with that part (and only that part). Men talk way too fucking much, but when it comes to their behavior, their friends’ behavior, etc they’re silent.