fishoutofvodkaagain
FishoutofVodkaagain
fishoutofvodkaagain

I think there are two different aspects of this. The first is his atonement to the victims and other work toward reformation. The second is his fitness for office and his ability to do his job. Often, those two things go together, in part because the worst offenders completely fail at the first part and don’t make any

My grandpa always used “diction” as his go-to euphemism. As in “Dolly Parton has great diction.” You mean boobs, grandpa, we get it.

Pretty telling that “talent” was the chosen substitute word for “pussy”, isn’t it? Because that’s all a woman is good for in the world of Trump and MAXIMUM GOLF.

Oh no! Not a show I had no idea existed until just now!

Minnesotan, here, who is finding it hard to get too worked up about Franken. Does what he did make him an asshole? Sure. Does it make him a predator? I don’t think it does. That picture is the work of a jerk who thinks he’s funny because he’s blind to his male privilege. The grab-ass... that’s more creep-ish, though I

We can’t allow Franken to quit and sit by idly while the brain-dead people of Alabama elect a child predator!

I JUST CAME HERE TO TALK ABOUT HARRY AND MEGHAN BUT NO ONE IS UP. GET UP. DON’T YOU HAVE SPECIAL ALARMS FOR THIS SORT OF THING???

What job? First Lady isn’t a paid position with real responsibilities. It’s a sexist, thankless throwback from the days before wives were allowed to have separate lives and careers from their husbands and were expected to be a full time mothers and help-mates. I don’t have many nice things to say about Melanie Trump

You saved me the trouble of typing that out.

She has one corgi, Willow, and two dorgis, Vulcan and Candy. She vowed not to acquire anymore but after the death of her close friend the groundskeeper at Sandringham earlier this year, she adopted his orphaned corgi, Whisper, a dog she knows and is quite fond of. I am not ashamed I know this royal dog gossip, not at

can’t cross...a golf course

“I met my soulmate when he invited me to his house to do work and he made me look at his dick.” Said no woman ever.

You mean you haven’t seen the Hallmark cards under “Thinking of You!” that are just a guy, exposing himself?

Exactly. None of these women are like, “He asked me out on a date! How dare he!”

“I always felt that I was pursuing shared feelings” is basically something I’ve heard a child molester say. (I had a brief training experience in a sex offender program during grad school. We had three guys in our group - two recognized that they had been wrong, the other was still convinced.) 

I feel like Charlie Rose is the living embodiment of a guy who tries to explain away his subscription to Playboy by talking about the quality of the articles.

i can think of a few

you just don’t understand how alluring a 75 year old flaccid penis is to women.

Paddington 2! I need Padding 2 to be released.