the point is, this is 35-year-old Ivanka talking about 14-year-old Ivanka, and obviously lying. The point is, 35-year-old Ivanka lies.

“ripped corduroy jeans and flannel shirts”=/= punk

 Like Megyn’s hopes for a bright career at NBC quickly eroding away into darkness and depression

#WorstPrideFlagEver

Megyn Kelly Colors, 9/25/17-10/17/17

SKEWED TOO FEMALE?! IT’S MOTHERFUCKING NANCY DREW

Paul Bettany openly talked about what Von Trier got up to on the set of Dogville. I seem to recall it was stuff like buying a stack of porn mags and telling an actress that they were Bettany’s. Said he hated the guy so much by the end of the shoot that he dragged his bed away from the hotel wall because he knew Von…

Yeah, I’m pretty pissed at him. We—Californians, as a state—pay an inordinate amount in taxes to the federal government relative to many other states, so we deserve aid and a few kind words regardless of ideological differences. Do we hate him? Yes (excepting the dust bowl parts of the central valley). Are we still…

“warmest condolences for the death of your son/daughter, military is hard almost as hard as writing this. Here’s a coupon for 5 dollars off on your next visit to the Trump Tower restaurant and a MAGA keychain”

He can’t even answer a question about communicating with the families of soldiers killed in the line of duty without mentioning Obama and erroneously trying to make himself look better by comparison. He also managed to make calling parents of dead soldiers about him and how hard that is for him:

WITCH HUNT!!!

Seriously. The mansplaining going on over this is off the goddamned CHARTS.

I dunno. When Man on the Moon and the Larry Flynt movie were out a lot of critics showered major praise on her acting. I think there’s even an embarrassing quote from Roger Ebert that suggested the greatest legacy of grunge might turn out to be Love’s acting career.

I need to watch everything important by myself.

What the hell are Michigan and Wisconsin doing with the good States?

I always enjoyed the dark crystal / full house crossover episodes,

Next, I expect him to tackle this overwhelming obstacle (oh, the horror!):

I know right, it’s really hard to remember the 50 states, let alone any territories. 50 States, 50 of them, that a very big number, that’s a lot; you throw in territories and it starts to get even more confusing. Besides it’s not his job to know that kind of stuff, it’s his job to make America great, and he’s doing…

I think we are supposed to gird ourselves for the 112 theories on how Hillary did it.

also that popcorn costs TEN FUCKING DOLLARS.