Serious question: How do I apply this to adults without sounding condescending*?

It’s funny you think a term in office would stop him. What do you think he’s pushing so hard on the immigration bill? Trust me the new version will have a “first lady” clause.

Puzder must be keeping Fierstein on a financial tether. Of some sort for her to now go around defending him.

Serious question: does Donald actively seek out terrible people to associate with, or do normal people who associate with him eventually become terrible?

Bradley’s parents are assholes and Amy’s better off. She should get to keep the ring too, since it looks like Bradley chose his stake in the family business over her.

This is so deliciously good.

I assumed it meant “life is unfair,” so that when they cut funding to already-underfunded schools and people say “that’s not fair,” DeVos can say “We’re just teaching an important lesson. STOP COMPLAINING, POOR PEOPLE!”

I wonder if the “it must teach life” is an allusion to all those unborns they’re so concerned about.

Trump gags the EPA, and already our water is being polluted with such filth.

So witches float and wizards sink?

Chill out, Darren Wilson. You probably shouldn’t be positing on this site.

Hold on- these new detention facilities will be for-profit institutions paid for by taxpayers, but they’re asking for volunteer asylum officers- whom detainees have a legal right to speak to- to deal with the volume of new detainees?

i dont think we’re seeing the cream of the crop here...

This needs to be one of our chief “Misandry!” gifs, STAT.

Yea, and now people who are undocumented and don’t live in a sanctuary community are not going to feel safe calling the police if they need help. We just made everyone’s lives worse. This poor family.

This is going to keep happening until Americans stop seeing illegal immigrants as less than, no matter how many crimes they’ve committed or how much of a threat they pose. As an immigrant (though not illegal, the sentiment is the same) I can assure you the overwhelming majority of us comes with hopes of having a…

not only that but what happens to her kids? it says she was married but is that the children’s father? there are a lot of kids who are citizens and their parents get deported... and guess what? they end up in the foster care system, which in itself is a really huge ethical, moral issue, but COSTS HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS…

Jesus christ. With all of the problems law enforcement and our legal system need to be concerned with... we’re fucking throwing out human beings like we’re throwing out the trash. Dammit people! Just... dammit.