You know you have to be “accused” and a crime has to be “alleged” to be proven guilty in court, right?

So...getting boiling water into a water gun? Worth the 2nd degree burns or nah?

Hey Roy Moore—God doesn’t want you in the Senate. That’s why you lost the election. He doesn’t know how He can make it clearer to you. So scoot or face his wrath, you phony Christian.

Interestingly (or maybe it’s only interesting to me), male pattern baldness is predominately from the mother’s side, but it can also come from the Y chromosome as well. The hereditary aspects are much more complicated that previously believed.

Yep. I see it too. The fact that it is still mostly located near his forehead is what makes me think there is something to the Charles-is-not-the-father theory.

Holy crap that’s a racist brooch. #youmightjustbeanaziifyouwearabroochlikethat.

Heh. Yes to all of this. (In my other version of this family get-together, they all just sit around silently staring at Meghan Markle).

Do you think, like most families, they all sit around staring at each other uncomfortably while realizing how little they have in common?

Thank you. I saw them. No one else I’ve talked to did. I thought I was losing my mind.

yep.

First time I ever noticed Tavis Smiley was in the olden days in Los Angeles. He was saying something along the lines of how he could understand why OJ reacted the way he did if he saw his wife with another man. I have never trusted him.

In a government full of idiots, he’s managed to find a fresh new take on idiocy.

Correlation does not imply causation. I wouldn’t dismiss this fact—I would, however, investigate *why* they die more often instead of instantly concluding that they must get sicker when they catch it.

Exactly.

Dear whiny man-flu doctor,  

We should hang out. I’m Never Wrong.™

What “actual evidence” are you waiting for? These women have made statements (a type of evidence). These statements (in some cases) have been verified—at times by Trump’s own words (he’s previously bragged about his access to pageant dressing rooms, for example).

Or Roy Moore doesn’t have your parents’ permission.

Really? You think you can’t affect this election? Or that this election can’t affect you?

Kevin Spacey’s accuser was a man. Men get believed. Women don’t.