Except he’s probably leaving his entire fortune to Ivanka.

He lied poorly, too. You’d think Trump would have hired the best liars. Sad!

Do they understand that if Trump defunds Planned Parenthood, what he’s actually defunding is all of the parts of it that aren’t about abortion? (The Hyde Amendment has kept the government from paying for most abortion services for years.)

Who needs to pay for the circus anymore?. Every day we get to watch a big orange clown telling trained elephants what to do.

*Adds 3 Doors Down to list of things I will have nothing to do with anymore*

That’s the trouble with Cory Booker. He does flashy things like testify against Jeff Sessions to get himself a lot of praise, but then he pulls crap like this when he thinks no one is watching. Keep an eye on him on the Betsy DeVos vote, too. They’re friends. They go way back.

You are awesome. Thanks for doing what you do.

Wow. Just wow.

Why did they take away her mattress? Why was she left cold? The fact that this is how we treat juveniles in jail is terrible. The fact that she died because of this mistreatment....I don’t have words for how wrong and uncivilized this is.

At best, this is a set-up for Office Christmas Party II. At best.

Lauren Duca was amazing. And she made me do something I thought was impossible: respect Tucker Carlson even less than I already did.

And just like that, white Republican lawmakers add another two weeks of materials to the course’s syllabus.

I saw the headline and wondered what “artichoking” was. Figured it had to do with kids today with their fads. #offmylawnyou.

I WILL BUY THAT BOOK!!!!!

Unpresidented is my new word for impeached.

Loved this movie—except for the two lead characters. I know I should have minded more when Jyn and Cassian died at the end, but they’d been kind of annoying me for awhile. I felt like the director was holding back on their development/likability so we wouldn’t be too devastated when they were killed.

Counterpoint: No he didn’t.

They can even keep Toby for as long as they want. I won’t complain! Not once!  

Garth? Not Garth! To the petition machine!

It isn’t working! He’s still dumb as a stump!