First, let me commend you on being the most special of all the special snowflakes.

Why is this news exactly? Because something something equal time/false equivalence?

Bolton is fucking insane. Seriously, that man is evil dumb.

She said “a ape in heels.” In your first paragraph, you quoted her as writing “an ape in heels.” No need to make her look more educated or intelligent than she isn’t.

A BLM badge is not more inclusive, for the record.

Where has it been marketed at a thing just white people should do?

Sometimes we’ve got to save ourselves. I’m a white, middle-class, middle-aged woman. There are bigots and racists who assume, based on my looks, that I’m their ally—one of the “silent majority” they are always claiming stand with them. One reason to wear a safety pin is to tell them I’m not.

My dogs brought fleas into the house too. It’s an effing nightmare. Not as big a nightmare as everything else, but its own special slice of hell.

Someone could offer them more money not to settle.

Visine would be my guess

Even if everything Chris Christie is saying is true (which I doubt), how is it okay for him to admit that he punishes taxpaying citizens of New Jersey when the mayors of their towns don’t support his re-election campaign?

Their tamales are amazing.

Actually, that spaghetti sauce is one of my favorite things in the world.

Every time I shop at Trader Joe’s, the clerk who rings me up gets extremely enthusiastic about something I purchases—like “Oh, that’s the best spaghetti sauce!” or “Oh, I eat this frozen broccoli  every night!”

You are one of a handful who can help the kids named “Renesmee” once they are old enough to realize what their parents did to them.

I asked my Amazon Echo how tall Barbara Bush is. Alexa responded by telling me that Cathy Dingman is 5' 8". I asked her again, and enunciated Barbara Bush’s name more clearly. Same answer. WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE???

Like donating a million dollars to charitable causes? (which he did) Or using his platform to bring attention to an issue that’s been ignored? (which now people are talking about?).

Our country was built on protesting unfair government action. It’s what the soldiers who died in the Revolutionary war gave their lives for. What could be more patriotic than protesting the way that some of our citizens are mistreated by government representatives?

Not afraid or ashamed. I like that. Good for her.

Don’t worry. I’m mad at the government, too. But why on earth should Mylan be low on the list of people I’m mad at? Don’t they bear responsibility for their business decisions?