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his 10-year-old son being good at computers.

EVERYONE thinks their 10 year old kid is a genius on the computer. I teach IT. They aren’t. Just because your kid is smarter than you on a computer doesn’t mean much, Donald. You’re so stupid you keep calling Cyberwarfare, “The Cyber”.

My husband walked out.

Fortunately you don’t get to phone a friend in a presidential debate.

Imaging sad Sean Hannity staring at his phone hoping someone would call him gave me LIFE.

NO YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY ONE WITH THE COCAINE

OMFG I wanna tongue kiss Howard Dean. I thought I was the only one with the cocaine theory.

sorry everyone

Maybe they’re one and the same:

Easy, put the donut on the penis instead of your plate.

Oh. My. God.

15 ways to break his dick

At this point, I think we could even look to many third-world countries.

I wish Sarah Palin wasn’t still keeping a low profile these days, as a Trump supporter she could Ivanka why Trump’s maternity leave wouldn’t apply to her daughter, Bristol.

Is it okay if I- white, straight, male- play this game, too? Because I like it!

He could have looked at literally any employment contract that included maternity benefits to get a better policy.

23 body sculpting tips that will have your dad drooling.

and acrobatically do things with/on said dick that result in serious lower back pain for the next week.

30 Dirty Tricks to Heat Up Your Voting Booth! (Hint: at least two involve ice cubes.)