Once I was in the loo at the airport and I farted. A woman in another stall said loudly, “That’s disgusting! Who did that?”. I laughed so hard that I farted again and she declared, “I do not have to listen to this!” and stormed out.

I agree with you! Except:

LMAO.

Omg I love you. I am also 38 & honestly don’t know what I would have done in yr position. But that’s, like, technology. Not the same as just dropping a deuce in a regular toilet.

Let she who has not found herself in such a situation cast the first poop.

And she owned up to it! I might have just snuck out the front door and deleted my account.

I don’t know what’s less plausible: the incredible prison shiv sharpness of that broom handle, the likelihood that Wonder Woman moonlights at a deli (with a wicked good employee discount), or that the ham that represents the butt is sugar cured.

Yes, James Cameron, shut up.

I’m surprised they’re not included with the membership (okay, maybe not because it’s Trump, but still). If you’re paying $200,000/year for a Mar A Lago Membership, why are they still nickel-and-diming you on golf carts?

I mean it’s basically the same thing as “72 virgins.” They’re just ISIS with different outfits on.

I’m pretty sure they mean, “rape all you want”

I can attest to this. It started for me at 40. Since turning 50, there’s been no stopping me.

Maxine is 78. She has zero fucks left to give and she is not putting up with this shit.

Can you even imagine if Trump were in his position? That might actually be kind of awesome! Maybe he’d short-circuit and have a stroke?

They’re not even competent at giving non-answers or dancing around an issue! How did they get to where they are?

Since everything seems to be projection with him, I’d start checking Trump Tower.

Indoctrination has to start young if you want it to be effective.

My childhood dog was named after Shadow from Homeward Bound. I literally never cried during a movie until I rewatched it for the first time about 6 months after we’d had to put him down. Now I can’t watch that scene without crying.