I know. . .we should have all gotten blood tests so we could compare liver values before and after the election.

A GREAT POINT MADE BY MY COLLEAGUE STASSA and furthermore LET’S ALL LISTEN TO WHAT STASSA JUST SAID

His rampaging stamina, his towering healthiness.

One thing I found interesting was how little attention this got. It’s basically a classic “pay to play” story; a regulator considers joining a probe into a businessman’s alleged racketeering/fraud scheme, decides to back off, and is rewarded by an apparent campaign donation. It’s a hell of a lot more conclusive than…

You can’t fake a tweet, justachick. It’s illegal.

Trump’s fans are noticeably behind on developmental milestones like object permanence.

Shit, all I have to do is not wear foundation and people say I look “different”.

I posted today that I’d trust her ghost through a celeb reality medium over Trump. My southern family did not find it funny.

What I don’t get is why this walking pneumonia diagnosis isn’t proving to everyone what a fucking badass Hillary is. She hasn’t slowed down and she’s been seriously sick. This is some serious dedication. My 22 year old brother got walking pneumonia and he missed finals because of it.

Oh, it is hilarious to me that he’s handing out records with “very large” numbers. Of course his test results have the biggest numbers! They’re huuuuuuuge!

I’m with her. And/or her body double.

He’s the papier mache volcano of politics?

The problem is that he keeps materializing behind people and staring at them with those cold dead eyes. His wife keeps trying to tell him that human beings don't appear and disappear like a flickering shadow.

One thing I’ll never get over is how cheap and shoddy all of Trump’s business and political operations seem to be. You would think that a guy with as much money as he seems to have would be able to throw gobs of money around and get someone competent to at least make the techcnical aspects of his campaign look good —…

I wouldn’t say that they ignore most of what he says. It just isn’t surprising to them. They (and most people) expect it from him. Where as most people expect Hillary to be calculating and diplomatic.

I feel like it would turn my boobs into two disobedient obese housecats who keep running off into inconvenient directions when I need them to sit still.

jfc. It’s looks like if you tried to pee in the ocean in that thing the piss would shoot up the front, squirt out your cleavage, and hit you in the face.

Yabbut with one fell swoop you can get a yeast infection and cut off all circulation to your crotch!

1) Doesn’t the very fact that the interviewer had to repeatedly stress to Trump not to get into the specifics of his intelligence briefing make the entire point about Trump not being fit to be the President?