Also, parents. Children are terrible at choosing parents!

I dunno, can we really use the word “choice” when children under the age of 15 are part of it?

he reached an agreement with Trump’s team to sell merchandise at the event in lieu of both pay and travel expenses.

Only three ways to do something: the right way, the wrong way, and the Janeway!

Welp...

1997. Okay. Something newer to cite would be better.

I agree. When a person has his/her house blown up and their family literally spread over several blocks, do they prefer the bomb came from 30,000 feet in the name of freedom, or driven in on a truck in the name of Islam? Generally they are pretty bummed either way. The collateral damage isnt accidental, the war was…

How likely is it that Trump will claim he’s never met Ailes?

Some people, many people are saying he’s an actual total piece of shit. It’s what I’ve heard from some very smart people, good people. I don’t know if he’s an actual piece of shit or not. I’m just saying I’ve head he is an actual piece of shit. Who knows.

He used Google Translate for accuracy.

That seemed obvious to me the first time I saw the letter...it had to be Trump.

Donald Trump, a parking cone with emotional issues

Why not the NORTHERN BORDER and stop the flow of poutine into this country?

I just saw this on TV in the lunch room. I literally jumped up and shouted, “FINALLY!”

I actually find them to be an insult to Grumpy, he was always my fave, but the face...angry toddler...

Not so different from the power grabbing, mastermind Obama that is single-handedly dismantling the USA, while at the same time he’s goofing off playing golf and is so dumb that he can’t speak without a telepromter.

100% of those surveyed who believe sexism is no longer a problem followed their answer, unprompted, with: “do you even know what it’s like in Saudi?” Then they shared a meme about how nice guys never get the girl.

The baby will just be crying for those ten minutes, nonstop. A baby’s needs and its wants are the same thing. Crying is their only form of communication, and they don’t understand waiting because they don’t understand time. So the baby won't starve, but you can't explain that to him, because he's a baby.

No disrespect, Bobby, but why in the world is that not worth focusing on? There is less than nothing surprising about a straight (allegedly) man being completely ignorant about the gay life/lifestyle, but he should be absolutely dragged for revealing identifying info about these athletes / human beings and potentially…

Thank you! As you can tell by that glare, he's more than a handful, like a deranged Labrador retriever in a cat’s body who just bites things instead of chewing them like labs do, but he’s my buddy.