Yeah, thank you. My bullshit alarm has admittedly been damaged by multiple power surges this election cycle, but it’s good to know I can still trust it on this one.

...True Blood too, come to think of it. And Weeds. So I guess it’s not just a Shonda Rhimes thing. :P

Yeah, that’s a good way of putting the reason I always tend to give up on her shows. I just can’t keep up with that level of OMGWTF. Like with HTGAWM, I just found myself wondering by the end of season 2 why we were still expected to sympathize with characters who were betrayed after believing the wide-eyed solemn…

“America is being fucked in the eye by a 5' 10" kosher weenie.”

Hey, can I pop into this thread to request a fart stories week? Because I can’t be the only vagina-haver that has noticed that our farts sound SO MUCH GROSSER than dudes when they go up the front and seem to bubble out the top of our labia. My man thinks it’s hilarious, thank God, but I had to hold it in to the point…

That made me laugh. In the space of half a second I went from my gut-instinct “Ew, really?” to “Oh, right. Student loans. Yeah, me too I guess.”

I have a conspiracy theorist acquaintance who talks about the Mandela Effect. Something about an alternate universe bleeding into ours and subtly changing things we all know about? I mean, he’s also a flat earther, thinks Obama is a gay Muslim and Michelle Obama is a man, and they’re all part of a global satanic…

In 5th grade, my parents finally moved me from the tiny little South Jersey Pentecostal school I’d been in till then, into the public middle school. I was super weird and religious and did NOT understand the other 10 year-olds; I was just daunted by their relative worldliness. So I made up tons of lies to seem…

Holy shit, if that worm thing had happened to me, the roles would have been reversed. My husband would have been REVOLTED, and I’d have responded to that by picking it up and chasing him around the house with it. “THIS CAME OUT OF MY BUTT. IT’S WIGGLING AND IT WAS IN MY BUTT!!!!!”

I was really, REALLY hoping from the still that the nuns would be farting up the elevator. I’m a little let down, I have to be honest. Somebody should make that movie.

Wow, each one of these evoked a separate LOL. Thank you! :D

So I just rewatched the movie “It” and your line reminds me of one of the creepier movie lines: “I looked right into its deadlights.”

When you stare into the vaginal abyss of death, sometimes the abyss stares back.

Oh my GOD! For a whole month?! That’s fucking awful, I’m so sorry!

Really? Because it started my womb all a’wanderin’ and now I’m suffering from the vapours.

Kind of wishing the clip had shown what he actually said after he’d picked his jaw up off the floor, but too lazy to seek it out.

Whoops! Yep, I totally did.

Kinda surprised to see the Trump video buried in a tweet beat post? Even if he is the headliner.

I work in the social sciences. The sociologists are currently pulling their hair out over this, as are the political scientists, the historians, the American studies scholars, and just about everyone else.

Yes. Identity politics.

In general, I’d say “it doesn’t actually matter what she looked like,” but with Trump saying “60lbs” and Gingrich chiming in to proclaim that 60lbs is too much to gain for a Miss Universe, it’s worth noting that there’s no fucking way this woman represents a 60lb weight gain from a Miss Universe.

Here’s what’s…