Yeah - and I’ve also noticed at several Trump events, attractive young women in short dresses in the front seats with their legs crossed. I’m not sure if he pays them to come or if his aides just scan the audience and bring them to the front before the event starts, but I seriously doubt it’s an accident.

I think that’s actually what was meant. And yeah, the “woman in short jewel-toned dress with crossed legs in view of the camera while man sits between them fully clothed and man-spreading” is a staple of fox news.

My Lyft driver just asked me what was so funny.

Attempting to satirize Trump is always tricky. I was only like, 80% sure this was fake.

This made me giggle. “Listen, I keep trying to tell you: entering a room by dematerializing into a dark smoke which seeps under the doors and through the windows, dropping interior temps by twenty degrees and invoking a nameless dread and despair is a TURN-OFF. Stop doing it. I only fucked you afterward that ONE TIME…

Because BenghazEmails!

I’m concerned for the life of a carrot, and I’m not insulted. :P It doesn’t make much sense, and I haven’t worked it out yet. But in my house, I’m looking at the houseplants I’ve raised - the one next to the window I’m about to move because my cats have nibbled the poor thing into a terrible state. The one I just took…

I guess I would ask that vegan why they’re ok with slaughtering vegetables? Vegetables don’t like dying. Like everything else, they have all kinds of adaptations in place with the main goal of staying alive as long as possible. I haven’t gotten an answer to this question that satisfies me (to be honest, I haven’t…

I see what you’re saying, but I think that, as a society, we put a lot of stress on “deliberate” vs “incidental/accidental.” Not just about vegetarianism, but we see it here because a LOT of core ideologies come out around food.

I’ve studied some just war theory and that’s what got me noticing this. If we bomb a…

So from what I’ve understood of this, many fruitarians do it for ethical reasons. At some point they figured out that a vegetarian diet in the name of sanctity of life is a little... flawed... as a concept, in that vegetables are alive too and you kill them when you eat them. So the tension between refusal to kill…

My husband and I both enjoy porn, but our tastes differ and we don’t usually watch it together. It’s more for... each of our private time. ;) The porn he likes I personally consider kind of silly and/or degrading. My porn is usually stories and is pretty extreme, so he finds it disturbing.

Yeah, that was my first thought too. A lot of women aren’t in that space where they treat stuff like this as a threat. It’s a tragedy that they’re not, but it’s also a fucking tragedy that we have to be. I was in the Navy at that age. Most of the sailors I partied with were gay and in a wide age range, and while I was…

Whether or not Cruz had any idea this was going to happen, it’s going to look great for him next time he runs. I mean, Trump will eventually be considered a natural embarrassment (at best). Cruz will have this very public example of how he refused to endorse him to brag about for years to come, whether Trump or…

Edit: Can I please get out of the greys on this one? Not to sound arrogant, but I think this is an important point and I’d really like more people to see it.

You just described my undergrad so well I feel a little triggered. :P

It’s my roommate’s fault. She buys the crackers to eat with cheese and then forgets about them and later when I’m on my third glass of wine and craving munchies they’re the only cheap carbs in the house. Now I’m addicted. I have two boxes of organic knock-off ritz crackers and I didn’t even bother buying cheese.

She could try to sell that as a feature. The towel charm functions as a branding iron which, on the day some skank tries to make off with your towel, you can display with a flourish to the crowds that gather to watch your ensuing confrontation and PROVE that you belong with that towel. They’ll all nod and and mutter…

Good point.

So yes, I think this is totally ridiculous and hilarious and I’m generally pro-porn (to over-simplify it).

My landlords, who live in the upstairs of my duplex, have a beautiful little mailbox-type thing in the front yard painted “Treasure Lending Library.” Beneath that is painted “Give a treasure, Take a treasure.” I see kids from the neighborhood there all the time. When I’ve peeped into it, I’ve found everything from…