you say that like it wouldn't be awesome 

I’m not sure they know how to phrase it if it’s not an adaptation of a book “of the same name”

If you expected, you wrong

If you expected literacy, where writers actually, y’know, read shit, we came to the wrong place. 

If you expected a fully researched piece, you came to the wrong website.

Alternate Headline:

Wow I really didn’t expect a C+ after reading that headline.

Agreed

unbreakable is better than sixth sense

Careful, that’s how you get ratts.

Good luck, anyone with a cat!

(Eddie starts playing Master of Puppets)

Yes, but also, do you not remember the hysteria over the summer of Sam killer including a lot of people buying guns and extra security? It literally happened.

When Steve plays Vecna’s ribs like a xylophone, he strikes the same rib twice in succession, yet he produces two clearly different tones

Likely a smuggled replica along with American blue jeans and peanut butter. Conan the Barbarian was probably all the rage in the Soviet Union

“but even in the ’80s, would everyone just converge at that gun shop for a shopping spree at the same time?”

It’s the Soviet torture and starvation diet plan!

Hawkins residents believe there’s a serial killer in town, but even in the ’80s, would everyone just converge at that gun shop for a shopping spree at the same time?

They just have so many pockets!

My theory: she’s from Gotham City, and Westworld is now pivoting to be another Batman show that doesn’t include Batman.