Double plus ungood.

So it’s ungood?

I guarantee no normal people care what JK Rowling is saying on twitter. It’s just never been a very exciting series no matter how hard WB pushes it on people.

I know this is gonna break your heart, but in the grand scheme of things, the percentage of people who are actually mad at JK Rowling is very, very, very small.

So did Daniel Radcliffe.

Waterston and Sudol were the heart of the first two films, and if Waterston’s role is diminished, so is my interest. But, really, I’m out regardless. Fuck JK Rowling. She won’t get a penny from me. (Not that the first two installments had me clamoring for more, exactly.)

She’s in it but with wayyyy lower billing. I liked her a lot too.

Are we still doing Harry Potter? I thought we stopped doing Harry Potter.

So no Katherine Waterston? She was the best part of the first two, which isn’t saying much, but if she’s not involved, I’m out.

This. 

The thing with cats is funny. I’m also far less successful with communicating and understanding them as I am with dogs. They might do a couple meows back but then they seem to get bored. I did once meet a cat that made a sound that I can only describe as an old telephone ringing. That was its default sound, I didn’t…

The development had 3/143 units dedicated to affordable housing…and the whole development was voted down.

Clickbait. Article title should be “Don’t unexpectedly get in a dog’s face and make a sudden unusual, loud, threatening sound.”

yes cus developers are notoriously generous and caring people who look out for the poor

Meanwhile, it’s fine to bark at your cat, because they already loathe you on a level you can’t even comprehend.

Iinternet outrage isnt built for any sort of nuance, don't kid yourself on.

Chapelle’s an asshole but wasn’t the housing deal more complicated than him saying NIMBY? Like the developer was bait-and-switching a tiny portion of the lots as low-income housing and the vast majority would be above market?

she is still captivated by the accoutrements of her previous life, from beloved trips to the Catskills with her parents, to the beautiful apartment that she and Joel once shared

Get this Kinja Spider a byline!